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Jenny King-Modlin
@jennyking.bsky.social
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Mediocre accordion player. Terrible ice skater. Recovering Southern Baptist.
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Seen on the Upper East Side 🫶🏻 Go vote, NYC! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
June 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Someone teach the Boomers to cough into their elbows ☹️☹️☹️☹️
March 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I called my Senator today and it felt good.
March 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I miss cinnamon toothpaste. What happened there.
February 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
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Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
WASHINGTON—Fulfilling a campaign promise made by President Donald Trump, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday that it was enacting a ban on unlikely animal friendships, effective immediately. “Starting today, any animal found frolicking or snuggling with an animal of another species—for example, a chimp cuddling a puppy or a magpie preening a pig—is […]
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February 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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We’ve officially gone too far, today I got a Chick-fil-a Wrapped for the year. 😭
December 21, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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My latest tiktok of my cat Elwood has hit the European fyp and I’m loving all the comments I get to put in Google Translate.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NX7op3/
If this is your first time seeing Elwood, he has a genetic skin condition and is in no pain! He is however terminally needy. #fyp #fypシ #cat #catsoftiktok #foryoupage #cats
TikTok video by Jenny & Elwood 👸🏻🐈‍⬛
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December 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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One of my favorite English words is defenestrate and I think we should all try to use it more often. 🥲
December 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Sincere thanks to the 3:30 AMC Prime audience of Wicked in Times Square. No one sang a single note. 👏🏻
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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I doused the packing paper in catnip spray. And that’s on enrichment. 😌
November 21, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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I agree but would maybe prefer chips and guac or a contribution to my Roth IRA.
kvykv.bsky.social Kvy_kv @kvykv.bsky.social · Nov 19
I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
November 20, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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For my crucial first post, here are pictures of my cat Elwood. Very happy to be here on Bluesky (Elwood is indifferent).
November 20, 2024 at 10:13 PM