Jenny Ainsworth
jennyainsworth.com
Jenny Ainsworth
@jennyainsworth.com
It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

Huh huh huh
Finally. Long working day today - and exhale…
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bottom of my trousers got caught on something in the garage today and I went down like a sack of spuds
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just finished! Phew! Jamas on. Another large/enormous/whoscounting glass of Malbec poured. I’ve even got flying saucers Deb! FOUR PACKETS
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh hiiiiiiii
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Why oh why do I do it to myself

I get heavily invested in my work and sit hunched over a keyboard for bloody hours without moving because inspiration has struck and now I’m crunched and gnarled to hell
October 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
When Americans say three fourths instead of three quarters
October 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Had nice lunch out with my eldest. Now home and in pjs. 4pm on a Sunday. C’est magnifique
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“How many times you been married, dude?”

DR: “Fuck knows”
#totp
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The Chest of Chance #celebritytraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Bit hot n sweaty after my walk this morning
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Claudia
October 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Omg excruciating. I only joined in July. They asked me because I was chair of govs at the local primary school. But - trumpet blowing alert - I was good. Can’t STAND going round and round the houses, waffle or indecisiveness. We got stuff done. Which is the opposite here
October 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Snack of dreams
October 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ditto
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Okay everyone strap in
October 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
October 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Literally punched the air at this. THANK GOD
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
October 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Not bad here either
September 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Pretzel loves Autumn 😻
September 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ignore - I’ve just seen and both mine are switched on so god knows why I’m not getting them
September 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
September 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Day 79 of this week.
September 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
September 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM