Jennifer Juniper
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Jennifer Juniper
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Immigrant to the Netherlands, very proud of my new country.
Interested in geopolitics and knitting. We now know that we can combine both...
Got it! "Bad Girls" by Donna Summer...
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Beep beep, toot toot! I'm thinking of something disco, but I can't put my finger on it...
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gonna go out on a bang! Shop the French hypermarché for little tins of caviar, €60 bottles of Burgundy wine, jars of anchovies and a diesel generator...
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The end-times would be brilliant if you live in France..
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When we're on holiday in France, we stock up on stuff like this.
And those huge tins of Canard Confit.
Big tins !
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh! Missed that one...
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Actually, I'd be very happy if Dutch supermarkets stocked this BEFORE the end-times.
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If they were all tins of French ravioli, perhaps with a last triangle of Parmesan to grate on top, I'd go happily into that dying of the light...
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We should have big tins of French ravioli in every Dutch supermarket, and we should all be buying it for when the disaster comes...
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Ik zei tegen m'n man, wil niet een godverdomme prepper worden. Ja, een paar waterflessen, een camping-gas kooktoestel en een voorraad blikken in huis hebben, wij lijken een Texaanse militie wel...

Maar ik ga het wel doen. Jammer dat ik niet aan een automatische rifle Jan komen...
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Nobody's talking about tinned ravioli. We should have a lot more of that in the Netherlands...
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Nobody's pardonning pigs or cows. It's so strange...
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hurray! 🌈🎉😊
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just bought it on Kindle! Christmas treat for me...
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They're all 12 years old
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November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
... If you find yourself using words beginning with the same letter, then stop. Pace on a bit and start again. My aim is randomness.

Flail, kindness, lullaby, patronage...

No connections, no similar number of syllables, no alliteration.

Clone, Venezuela, so, literal

Try it!
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Am I the old curmugeon?
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
... But not the fact then when I was a kid, we went off on school excursions without water-bottles, and only got a drink when we stopped for a break. I don't recall us girls having a hard time...
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag! 🌈🎉
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM