Letters from Portland.

I want someone - anyone - to ask Mr. Bucket O’Fecalcontaminants exactly what “mitochondria” are (beyond “powerhouses of the cell” which kids learn in the third grade) and how you can tell if they’re “challenged” just by looking at kids in the airport.

That’s what I thought. Ass-talker.

I needed this today.

I text stuff to friends…

I’m a buzzy new favorite.

Huh. Who knew?

Best I can do…

So glad to see @diedrichbader.bsky.social on “Running Point” on Netflix! Always a treat!

Here’s Daisy.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Mind your business, CLAIRE.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I aerate the soil. Big deal. No one ever wants to talk about my novel."

Only if it fell in a forest. While clapping.

Is the hope in the room with us right now?

I wouldn’t be able to pee, but I do appreciate the implied encouragement.

“Enchanting Sarah Greenberg” is a fun urban fantasy about a woman who discovers she comes from a family of Magycians. Available as an ebook & paperback wherever you buy your books online; audiobook coming soon!
#books

My cat, Daisy, likes to keep me company as well…

In my mind’s eye, I am quite the sophisticate - a connoisseur of the arts and fine foods, and possessing a keen sense of culture and refinement.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go buy silly hats for my cat’s birthday party.