Jennifer Inglis
@jenniferinglis.bsky.social
Writer. Person. Author of “Girls Who Wear Glasses” and “Enchanting Sarah Greenberg.” (She/Her)
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She put the cheese for the macaroni on the side, like we all did with salad dressing in the ‘90s.
It also looks like there was no seasoning anywhere in a 50 foot perimeter of the building.
It also looks like there was no seasoning anywhere in a 50 foot perimeter of the building.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
She put the cheese for the macaroni on the side, like we all did with salad dressing in the ‘90s.
It also looks like there was no seasoning anywhere in a 50 foot perimeter of the building.
It also looks like there was no seasoning anywhere in a 50 foot perimeter of the building.
I guess this would be called “illegal immoogration.”
Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I guess this would be called “illegal immoogration.”
Waiting for the holiday movie about a woman coming home to her small town and realizing she absolutely made the best choice getting the hell out of there and she's happy and creatively fulfilled in the big city and also the city has better bagels.
I may have to write it.
I may have to write it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Waiting for the holiday movie about a woman coming home to her small town and realizing she absolutely made the best choice getting the hell out of there and she's happy and creatively fulfilled in the big city and also the city has better bagels.
I may have to write it.
I may have to write it.
You know that taste when you burp up your Denver omelette like an hour later?
If 2025 had a flavor, it would be that.
If 2025 had a flavor, it would be that.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You know that taste when you burp up your Denver omelette like an hour later?
If 2025 had a flavor, it would be that.
If 2025 had a flavor, it would be that.
I just learned that Mamdani plans to implement Sbarro Law. Everyone will be required to consume mediocre pizza at least once a week. No sausage. (Mushrooms available, but there’s extensive paperwork.)
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I just learned that Mamdani plans to implement Sbarro Law. Everyone will be required to consume mediocre pizza at least once a week. No sausage. (Mushrooms available, but there’s extensive paperwork.)
He knows those babies can’t vote, right?
Dr. Mehmet Oz said he is hoping Americans “make lots of Trump babies” before the 2026 midterm elections.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
He knows those babies can’t vote, right?
Ah, yes. Keeping it classy and gracious as usual.
Q: Do you have a statement on Nancy Pelosi's retirement?
TRUMP: I think she's an evil woman. I think she was a tremendous liability for the country.
TRUMP: I think she's an evil woman. I think she was a tremendous liability for the country.
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ah, yes. Keeping it classy and gracious as usual.
Trvmp and his people spend a lot of time telling us that he has “the right” to do this or that.
This is the perfect example of “Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.”
This is the perfect example of “Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.”
October 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Trvmp and his people spend a lot of time telling us that he has “the right” to do this or that.
This is the perfect example of “Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.”
This is the perfect example of “Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.”
Letters from Portland.
September 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Letters from Portland.
What the heck is the national guard going to protect people from in PORTLAND? Ample biking trails? The outdoor markets? Vegan scones? The concept of “weirdness?”
Rage, rage against the sometimes gloomy sky! Bring an umbrella!
Rage, rage against the sometimes gloomy sky! Bring an umbrella!
September 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
What the heck is the national guard going to protect people from in PORTLAND? Ample biking trails? The outdoor markets? Vegan scones? The concept of “weirdness?”
Rage, rage against the sometimes gloomy sky! Bring an umbrella!
Rage, rage against the sometimes gloomy sky! Bring an umbrella!
Wasn’t “Authorizing Full Force” a Metallica album in the 80s?
September 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wasn’t “Authorizing Full Force” a Metallica album in the 80s?
Does he…think gallons of vaccine are being injected and the children expand like Violet Beauregarde in the Chocolate Factory???
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Does he…think gallons of vaccine are being injected and the children expand like Violet Beauregarde in the Chocolate Factory???
All this tells me is that Flynn can’t pronounce “acetaminophen” either.
They’re taking this escalator thing pretty serious.
September 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
All this tells me is that Flynn can’t pronounce “acetaminophen” either.
And no one will do anything about it.
A war against Chicago? An absolute disgrace from a traitor to America.
September 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
And no one will do anything about it.
Another example of him thinking he’s being profound but it’s an empty bowl of deep-fried nothing.
Trump: We're at a level that we've never thought we'd be at and it's because of the tariffs
September 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Another example of him thinking he’s being profound but it’s an empty bowl of deep-fried nothing.
So that’s AI but the photo of the “MS13” typed over Mr. Garcia’s knuckles was totally legit.
That tracks.
That tracks.
Trump claims a video showing people throwing bags out a White House window is "probably AI generated." Doocy then plays the clip for him. Trump still insists it's AI.
September 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So that’s AI but the photo of the “MS13” typed over Mr. Garcia’s knuckles was totally legit.
That tracks.
That tracks.
That doesn’t look like him.
Great, now we have a “fake Donald” to go along with the “fake Melania.”
Great, now we have a “fake Donald” to go along with the “fake Melania.”
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That doesn’t look like him.
Great, now we have a “fake Donald” to go along with the “fake Melania.”
Great, now we have a “fake Donald” to go along with the “fake Melania.”
AI Art has gotten a bad rap, and rightly so.
In fact, it’s gotten so bad that it’s hired a PR Crisis firm and is now going by “AI Arthur.”
In fact, it’s gotten so bad that it’s hired a PR Crisis firm and is now going by “AI Arthur.”
AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
August 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
AI Art has gotten a bad rap, and rightly so.
In fact, it’s gotten so bad that it’s hired a PR Crisis firm and is now going by “AI Arthur.”
In fact, it’s gotten so bad that it’s hired a PR Crisis firm and is now going by “AI Arthur.”
I want someone - anyone - to ask Mr. Bucket O’Fecalcontaminants exactly what “mitochondria” are (beyond “powerhouses of the cell” which kids learn in the third grade) and how you can tell if they’re “challenged” just by looking at kids in the airport.
That’s what I thought. Ass-talker.
That’s what I thought. Ass-talker.
August 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I want someone - anyone - to ask Mr. Bucket O’Fecalcontaminants exactly what “mitochondria” are (beyond “powerhouses of the cell” which kids learn in the third grade) and how you can tell if they’re “challenged” just by looking at kids in the airport.
That’s what I thought. Ass-talker.
That’s what I thought. Ass-talker.
Knowing Epstein isn’t a crime.
Trafficking and SA-ing girls and young women is.
Trafficking and SA-ing girls and young women is.
Trump on the Epstein files: "You got a lot of people that could be mentioned that are in those files that don't deserve to be, because he knew everybody in Palm Beach. I don't know anything about that."
August 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Knowing Epstein isn’t a crime.
Trafficking and SA-ing girls and young women is.
Trafficking and SA-ing girls and young women is.
So it’s *not* just “illegals.” Got it.
Color me surprised.
Color me surprised.
BREAKING: The Trump administration says it's reviewing all 55 million people with U.S. visas for potential deportable violations.
Trump administration reviewing all 55M people with US visas for potential deportable violations
The Trump administration says it’s reviewing all the more than 55 million people with U.S. visas for potential deportable violations.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So it’s *not* just “illegals.” Got it.
Color me surprised.
Color me surprised.
I guarantee the word they’re saying is not “thank.”
Bondi: "Our law enforcement officers are telling us that people are coming up to them on the street, they said a lot of people are walking by, whispering, saying 'thank you thank you thank you.'"
August 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I guarantee the word they’re saying is not “thank.”
I’m sure he’s had his chin on a bar before, but it was during $5 marg night at The Rusty Spittoon.
The Pete Hegseth pull-up is a bit different than the ones we did at Parris Island. Maybe it’s an Army thing.
August 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m sure he’s had his chin on a bar before, but it was during $5 marg night at The Rusty Spittoon.
And trust me, she’s nailing the accent.
She’s very versatile.
She’s very versatile.
August 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
And trust me, she’s nailing the accent.
She’s very versatile.
She’s very versatile.
Methods of communication I prefer over an actual phone call:
1. Text
2. Email
3. Smoke signals
4. Interpretative dance
5. Bird calls
6. Seismic waves
7. A nice letter or perhaps a card with a frog on it
8. Silence
1. Text
2. Email
3. Smoke signals
4. Interpretative dance
5. Bird calls
6. Seismic waves
7. A nice letter or perhaps a card with a frog on it
8. Silence
August 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Methods of communication I prefer over an actual phone call:
1. Text
2. Email
3. Smoke signals
4. Interpretative dance
5. Bird calls
6. Seismic waves
7. A nice letter or perhaps a card with a frog on it
8. Silence
1. Text
2. Email
3. Smoke signals
4. Interpretative dance
5. Bird calls
6. Seismic waves
7. A nice letter or perhaps a card with a frog on it
8. Silence