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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
@jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social
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I read. I write. I drink tea. Filatina American 🇵🇭🇵🇷🇪🇨🇺🇸 East Bay. she/her
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The image that gets used for Ea-Nassir (pic 1) is about 1000 years too old to be him. Pic 2 and 3 are dudes from around 1900 BCE, which was Ea-Nasir time.
A light stone figurine of a man with a long beard, big eyes, and his hands folded in front of him A clay mold bas relief of a man in a long, embellished robe and round hat. He has a beard A clay face of a man. He has big eyes a goofy smile and a wrinkled forehead
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Finally, a food court option for my demographic
A food court restaurant sign says “SAUCY ASIAN”
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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THREEPPY-O!
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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uhhhh

I'm going to say, to this person... no
Jennifer, your writing function expertise is so fly, it's got wings. Have you considered exploring new positions in California recently? Kareem A I CEO I Relentless One City Center Durham NC 27701 USA "War. War never changes." - Fallout 3
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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And also
Adan Driver, wearing a white T-shirt and taking a playbill from me to sign. HE IS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME A
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Anyway
Me, looking kinda flirtatiously at a bust of Alexander the Great in the British Museum
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Here's the passage:
"You, who call Frankenstein your friend, seem to have a knowledge of my crimes and his misfortunes. But in the detail which he gave you of them he could not sum up the hours and months of misery which I endured wasting in impotent passions. For while I destroyed his hopes, I did not satisfy my own desires. They were for ever ardent and craving; still I desired love and fellowship, and I was still spurned. Was there no injustice in this? Am I to be thought the only criminal, when all humankind sinned against me? Why do you not hate Felix, who drove his friend from his door with contumely? Why do you not execrate the rustic who sought to destroy the saviour of his child? Nay, these are virtuous and immaculate beings! I, the miserable and the abandoned, am an abortion, to be spurned at, and kicked, and trampled on. Even now my blood boils at the recollection of this injustice.
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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How to respond to times such as these?
Mongola drawing of Hellboy holding a bottle of rum and saying “DON'T MESS WITH ME, LADY. I'VE BEEN DRINKING WITH SKELETONS.
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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I can’t see it. I checked. Boooooo
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Uh… Aurora Borealis?

AURORA BOREALIS?!
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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“Him” being Trmp. I hope Judith Wishnia lives to see that too!

Members of the Silent Generation are our last living links to World War II. Also, while the Boomers reduced the counterculture to “free love,” the SG provided the intellectual and organizing framework for the anti-war movement.
Photo of an elderly woman with shoulder-length white hair holding a baby. They’re in a room that’s lined with bookshelves and there’s a a brown tabby cat looking at them.
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I saw this print in the antique ukiyo-e print gallery in Japantown Center and fell in love. It’s part of Yoshitoshi’s 100 Aspects of the Moon. It depicts a woman distraught at her lover’s death, rolling and unrolling his letters to her until they’re in tatters. www.yoshitoshi.net/series/100mo...
Ukiyo-e print of a woman holding a tattered unraveled scroll that’s flying away in the wind. She wears a kimono with a pink base color and red lining and is barefoot
November 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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My newest self-portrait, set in 1667, the year in which Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle, published The Blazing World, a work of proto-speculative fiction in which a woman is transported into another world, where she is hailed as a goddess and creates her own religion.
A painting of me sitting on a bench in a black dress and red cloak, with a turquoise drapery behind me. I’m hold a book that says “THE BLAZING WORLD” on the cover.
November 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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My dog’s name is Renfield. My nerdiest nickname for him is “Ren of the Field of Cloth of Gold.”
A smiling white and tan cocker spaniel standing in grass
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Hmmm
An ad for a game called “All in Hole.” There’s a cute cartoon cat and a bunch of fruit. Underneath is a button labeled “Swallow”
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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In 2017 I was Jon Snow and my bearded dragon was my dragon

In 2016 I was a crow

In 2021 I was just me, but everyone assumed I was a witch
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Past Halloweens: 2024, 2023, 2019, 2018
Me, in Lydia’s wedding dress from Beetlejuice Me, in a black cape, gold and black waistcoat, and black boots. Also a beard. I’m Nandor from What We Do in the Shadows Me in a red jumpsuit with one tan fingerless glove and holding gold scissors. My eye makeup is smeared and my hair looks sorta wet or greasy. I’m one of the others from Them Me in a black high-necked sweater with a First Order emblem and rank stripes on the left sleeve. I’m wearing black pants with a thin red stripe down the side. My hair is slicked down and I wear dark red lipstick and Kylo Ren’s lightsaber earrings
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Past Halloweens: 2024, 2023, 2019, 2018
Me, in Lydia’s wedding dress from Beetlejuice Me, in a black cape, gold and black waistcoat, and black boots. Also a beard. I’m Nandor from What We Do in the Shadows Me in a red jumpsuit with one tan fingerless glove and holding gold scissors. My eye makeup is smeared and my hair looks sorta wet or greasy. I’m one of the others from Them Me in a black high-necked sweater with a First Order emblem and rank stripes on the left sleeve. I’m wearing black pants with a thin red stripe down the side. My hair is slicked down and I wear dark red lipstick and Kylo Ren’s lightsaber earrings
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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This man? Not actually related to the Organa-Solos at all, yet toddler Ben Solo calls him “Uncle Wanwo”*
October 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I'm pretty pleased with how one of my chicken pox scars and freckles turned out.
A detail of a digital painting showing my left eye, eyebrow, and left half of my nose. There are freckles scattered on my cheeks and nose and a chicken pox scar below my eye.
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Please admire the lace that took forever to draw
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I’m especially happy with his angry lil fist. He’s ready to throw down for the Reformation!
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I have work to do, so of course… I drew Thomas Cromwell
A cartoony drawing of Thomas Cromwell
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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“I’m not a President, but I played one on TV.”
It's Martin Sheen. You may know me from my roles as an actor - including a former fictional president - but today I'm reaching out about Jon Ossoff's critical reelection campaign in Georgia.
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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This scam text is the first I’ve gotten that seems to be somewhat personalized (leche flan being a Filipino dessert).
Hi, are you free this weekend? | would like to ask you to teach me how to make the Leche Flan you made last time, is that okay?
October 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM