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Jenn de Jeune
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Mid-life IT Nerd, into intelligent debate
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What’s that Mr Pip ?🤔
Wulfie was out on the lash again last night with the Carls, got completely spam frittered, mislaid his posing pouch (again) & is having a long chat with some bloke called bleurgh in the latrines !
A black t-shirt with a picture of Mr Pip (Wulfie’s barking dog) The t-shirt has some wording picked out in white: MR PIPS BARKINGSI
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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I wonder…
A still from a Monty Python cartoon where a hand is reaching in from one side to a classical greek status with fig leaf, the hand eventually reaches the vicinity before the statue hand slaps it away.
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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They really should try Retrophrenology* as practiced in Ankh-Morpork !🤦🏻‍♀️

*From Discworld by Terry Pratchett
Retrophrenology: It works like this. Phrenology, as everyone knows, is a way of reading someone's character, aptitude and abilities by examining the bumps and hollows on their head. Therefore - according to the kind of logical thinking that characterizes the Ankh-Morpork mind - it should be possible to mould someone's character by giving them carefully graded bumps in all the right places. You can go into a shop and order an artistic temperament with a tendency to introspection and a side order of hysteria. What you actually get is hit on the head with a selection of different size mallets, but it creates employment and keeps the money in circulation, and that's the main thing.
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Something for Chef…
THE ULTIMATE SPAM BRAND COOKBOOK 100÷ Quick and Delicious Recipes from Traditional to Gourmet
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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They will need some spare penguins for the killer whales mind…
A killer whale hunting a penguin
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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There’s always The Darwin Toaster…
A combination toaster, egg boiler / omelette maker…
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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My current incumbent, a SMEG* 2 slot long toaster.
This is essential for me as I buy big sourdough loaves & they only fit properly in a long slot.
*Yeah yeah, laugh it up. I got this on a special deal as they are priced on the ludicrous side. It toasts very evenly, good controls that work very well.
A picture of a black SMEG* 2 slot long toaster, the body is dark satin black with the SMEG letters and controls picked out in silver.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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How did you find your device ?
Find Devices An image showing the Apple iCloud ‘Find My’ icon with the words Find Devices underneath, it’s a method of using one Apple device to find another Apple device based on triangulation of WiFi, Bluetooth signals displayed on a map with the ability to trigger audible / visual signals for some devices.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Short of him resigning / being forced to resign by mass Ministerial resignations, then Lab party rules say they can’t force a leadership election until run in to the next party conference - Sept 2026.
Mass resignations by cabinet members seems unlikely, to replace him with what, more of the same ?😱
From: https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/sn03938/ Leadership challenges Labour MPs cannot formally hold a vote of confidence in the party leader. However, MPs may initiate a leadership challenge each year prior to the annual session of party conference. An MP wishing to challenge an incumbent leader must be supported by 20% of Labour MPs. If enough support is gathered to initiate a stage two membership ballot, the incumbent leader is automatically on the ballot paper, and they do not need to seek nominations from MPS. Elections for the deputy leader of the party follow the same format.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I’m disgusted by Starmer / Blue Lab, I’ve joined The Greens.
Likely still Lab MPs / members who hate the policies but have not have left yet.
My focus is if Starmer goes why, due leadership and/or policies ?
Current Blue Lab Ministers would be more of the same…🤮
Challenge process, next conf Sep26:
From: https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/sn03938/ Leadership challenges Labour MPs cannot formally hold a vote of confidence in the party leader. However, MPs may initiate a leadership challenge each year prior to the annual session of party conference. An MP wishing to challenge an incumbent leader must be supported by 20% of Labour MPs. If enough support is gathered to initiate a stage two membership ballot, the incumbent leader is automatically on the ballot paper, and they do not need to seek nominations from MPS. Elections for the deputy leader of the party follow the same format.
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I swear by this coffee, Robusta beans have about 50% more caffeine than Arabica, so a double shot cappuccino is more than enough to keep me awake even after a bad nights sleep.
Black Sheep Coffee ROBUSTA REVIVAL 100% SPECIALTY GRADE ROBUSTA BEANS Single Estate HIGH CAREFULLY SELECTED BY THE BLACK SHEEP COFFEE COMPANY DESCRIPTION Sourced specifically for Black Sheep Coffee our house espresso is a single origin specialty Robusta coffee from the mineral rich soils along the Bhadrariver belt in India, which is some of the finest in the world. With double the caffeine, richer crema and lower acidity compared to its Arabica cousin it features notes of hazelnut and dark chocolate. Perfect as an espresso or milk-based drink (At Black Sheep Coffee we think that the best way to brew our robusta at home is using a espresso machine or a moka pot, and that is the reason why the preground bags are specifically ground to use in those devices - however, if you want to get the perfect grind size for you, we recommend that you buy the whole beans). Origin: India Farm: Sethuraman Estate Owner: Nishant Gurjer Region: Karnataka Variety: Robusta R Grade: 85 Harvest: November To March Tasting Notes: Dark Chocolate, Hazelnut Processing: Washed Altitude: 1000 Masl
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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They’re telling their own MPs to believe the same sabre rattling Deform line too when it’s obvious many of the MPs are as disillusioned with Starmer & his cabal as the electorate who voted them in…
They’re blaming their own MPs for their poorly received pre-budget briefings causing market jitters 🙄
No 10 blames Labour MPs for market jitters - after U-turn on income tax » Markets punish PM and Reeves for U-turn on income tax, raising UK borrowing costs » Downing Street source says MPs' refusal to accept benefit cuts is at heart of problems facing Government: 'Don't underestimate how much the welfare vote spooked markets' » A separate Government official argues that Labour MPs 'need to realise that it is their actions which are driving up bond yields. I don't think they understand that' » Plan changed after economic forecast improved - while No 10 also fears plotting MPs » Minister who backed raising income tax calls latest volte face a 'joke' and illogical » Chancellor instead plans to freeze income tax thresholds, lifting tax bills for workers
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Nobody tell them this book exists…🙄
LEARNING MADE EASY Political Science dummies A Wiley Brand Explore different forms of government Dive into international relations and political conflict Understand why countries go to war Marcus A. Stadelmann, PhD Explore the world's fluid political landscape Love it or hate it, political science impacts our daily lives in so many ways. Get a step ahead by learning about the structure of various political systems, exploring the evolution of political science, understanding key terms, and finding out how international relations shape our world. Discover the differences in various authoritarian regimes, how different legislatures work, a bit about international law, and the basis of assorted political ideologies. Just don't be surprised to find yourself becoming fascinated with it all! Inside... • Exploring different political systems • How disasters affect politics • The roots of war • Thinkers who changed the world • Classical and modern political philosophies • The effect of a global economy • Understanding political culture Marcus A. Stadelmann, PhD, is a professor of political science and chair of the Department of Political Science and History at the University of Texas at Tyler. Along with teaching at universities in California, Utah, and Texas, Dr. Stadelmann has published and given presentations in the fields of American politics and international relations. Cover Image: © TommL/Getty Images Go to Dummies.com™ for videos, step-by-step examples, how-to articles, or to shop! Political Science/General ISBN 978-1-119-67484-9 dummies
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Oysters have never appealed, especially given the risks that go with eating them raw.

Now muscles (cooked) with white wine sauce I adore esp. with pommes frites…😋
Muscles cooked with white wine sauce and pommes frites.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I cycle quite a bit, I stopped cycling as much after I was knocked off my bike by a car 3 years ago. I’m gradually building back up to where I was…
This is my current road bike, it has suspension in the head tube for the front forks (I have dodgy shoulders).
Carbon fibre frame bike weighs <10Kg
Specialized Roubaix Elite 2018, front suspension is built into the head tube, Shimano 105 components, 22 gears, disc brakes, carbon fibre frame, total bike weight less than 10Kg
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Good Morning Janice !
Please reserve a few of the marvellous Sausage Rolls for me 😋
Crimbo cake is a tad early, is this a practice one - a new recipe ?
I’m glad to see it’s not covered in marzipan / icing🙅🏻‍♀️, so a slice would be nice. I like to eat it with a light crumbly white stilton cheese.
A picture of some White Stilton cheese, a light crumbly cheese great for eating in an omelette. This is the same cheese that eventually becomes Blue Stilton, this happens when they pierce the crust of the cheese with stainless steel needles, allowing air into the core.
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Age yourself with gaming
Rolls of toy caps, rolls of paper with small circles of explosive material deposited on them that could be individually set off by being hit with a hard object Cap bombs, a cap was loaded into the nose under a spring, the bomb could be thrown in the air and then the cap would be set off when the nose heavy bomb hit a hard surface on landing.
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I’ve just ordered some of this to see if it’s dark enough for my taste…
70% Extra dark chocolate flakes KNOOPS Expertly crafted chocolate drinks This is our classic dark chocolate blend, perfect for someone who likes a less sweet hot chocolate, with bitter cocoa notes. For a touch of Knoopology at home, pair with: orange zest or rosemary. Instructions: Either in your hot chocolate maker, or in a pan, combine about 200ml of your preferred milk with around 8 heaped teaspoons of flakes (depending on your personal taste). Ingredients: Cocoa mass, sugar, fat-reduced cocoa powder, emulsifier (soya lecithin), natural vanilla flavouring. Suitable for vegans. For best before date, see base. For allergens see ingredients in bold. Store in a cool, dry place, away from sunlight. Nutritional Information Typical values (per 100g): Energy 540Kcal, Fat 38.9g (of which saturates 23.3g), Carbohydrates 30.8g (of which sugars 26.3g), Fibre 14.0g, Protein 8.8g, Salt 0.02g. 250g K Prepared at Knoops Rye, East Sussex TN31 7LD www.knoops.co.uk hello@knoops.co.uk Follow us for news and recipes Share your #Knoopology creations with us Please reuse or recycle this tube
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Are the Penguins all still there ?
A picture of 14 Penguin biscuits arranged in 2 rows
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Postman Pat & his Black & White Cat ?

Pat seen here practicing his high kick…
Postman Pat and his Black & White Cat pictured out delivering mail
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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So just another 10 years to go & innumerable spin off series to get through !😱
"In 10 years, I would like to be just wrapping up The Rookie, maybe handing it off to someone else. And then spend a soft retirement visiting The Rookie and dabbling in the four to seven Rookie spin-off series that are still going and very, very popular. In the meantime, when I'm not working on those, I would like to be in my beach house." Nathan Fillion explained.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I’m trying a new one out, my brother swears by crushed mango for pork chops which you wash off before initial browning in the frying pan, then finish off in the oven.
Today I’m trying this soy based marinade, had to subtitute honey for brown sugar, they will have marinaded for 3 hours, we will see !
Ingredients • 4 bone in pork chops, 2 cm / 4/5" thick about 280g/9 oz each (Note 1) • 1 tbsp oil MARINADE: _ 1/3 cup (85 ml) soy sauce (light or all purpose, not dark) 2 tosp brown sugar 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 1 tsp Dijon mustard _ 2 garlic cloves, minced _ ¼ tsp black pepper Instructions 1 Place Marinade ingredients in a ziplock bag. Massage to combine. 2 Add chops. Massage to coat in the Marinade. Marinate for 1 - 24 hours. 3 Take the chops out of the fridge 20 minutes before cooking. Brush BBQ grill or drizzle oil in pan, heat on medium high. Add pork and cook for 4 minutes or until the underside is caramelised and the pork releases from the grill, then turn the chops and cook for 3 minutes. 5 Baste both sides with residual marinade in ziplock bag, then cook the basted side for 30 seconds before serving. The chops should have a great crust 6 Transfer chops to a plate, cover loosely with foil. Rest for 3 minutes before serving.
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Get some of those spring loaded reels, then everyone could have a biro, pencil & screw driver hanging off them ready for use at any time !

All the latest fashion…
Picture of a spring loaded reel that can be clipped to clothing for keys / security cards etc
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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No, it’s Mrs Honeyman from Camberwick Green
An image from a Camberwick Green episode with Mrs Honeyman & her baby
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I don’t think carrot puree would smoke well…
A painting of a pipe with the words Ceci n'est pas une pipe below. (C) ArtsDot.com - Rene Magritte - The treachery of images -This is not a pipe-
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM