Yeah it doesn’t count if you can drink it before God can get his glasses on

The funeral potato recipe unites us all:)

I wish a friend would change my tire, give me beef jerky, and then disappear

Can confirm. My doctors pretty much went “huh yeah 21 *is* young for a stroke. Anyway.”

glorfindel penning a missive from the battle front like To The Most Noble And Mighty And Honorable And Exceedingly, Stimulatingly Hung Lord, His Majesty The High King Ereinion Gil-Galad: There’s People Out Here Dying Who Have Never Died Before

I’m fascinated by folklore and oral traditions of these types of prophecies. The version of this that my Dad taught me stated that the Constitution would be saved by the *British*.