Spiders will love those ceilings.

That's a badge of honour. I once found out that local children called my house 'The Witch House'. I've never been prouder.

How about Elementary, White Collar, or Castle (if you don't mind letting it warm up a bit)?

Georgia's my favourite too. Nothing else feels right.

Bettie absolutely refused to let me trim her claws. The local groomer tried, but it was a battle. When I asked the vet to try, Bettie let him do it with any trouble whatsoever! She just gave him a warning glare, then let him get on with it. He was her official pedicurist after that.

I thought Carry On was terrible. It was hilarious in all the wrong ways, and the lead character put way too much trust in that fridge.