Text from husband: “why are you upstairs listening to a snippet of cherry pie over and over?”
“I’m creating an instagram post of my cherry blossom photos”
“Please no, that’s so dumb, I will divorce you”

RIP marriage

Doggy daycare sent me this glorious photo today

Random animals keep appearing in the yard, do I have some magical powers?

How am I supposed to leave the house under these conditions?