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Big Dick Jenergy (TM)
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The Plural of Anus is Anusi. This is the hill I've chosen to die on. According to the Home office, I'm a 10.
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The Crystal Lake Food Pantry is a critical lifeline for thousands of vulnerable Illinoisans. As the Trump administration threatens cuts to essential programs like SNAP, my administration is committed to protecting resources for our communities.
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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🎶In the Ocean, Atlantic Ocean....🎶
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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this whole halligan saga has been a fucking hilarious and i'm reminded of this comic.
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Trying to explain to eork people where I know @ewanewa.bsky.social from resulted in explaining the cult.

Many thank yous to @paperghost.bsky.social for easily having enough memes to show Im not crazy.... Or at least alone in that crazy.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Weekend of being the cool aunt before spending my Sunday traveling to Jersey for a 4 day work trip.

I am exhausted already.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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also known as the home office business model
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Don't worry lady on facebook, we're all aware I have ADHD.
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you have a mushroom sauce for your steak and run out of steak is it then just a slightly thicker mushroom soup?
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't read the news much anymore, because I am desperately clinging to the last scraps of sanity I have left.
September 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
got referred to physio for my knee. Its an app and video call? Not sure how great thats gonna work.

But more importantly whilst signing up I said I was 250kg and now they are expecting a 550lb person. So thats fun.
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I've lived here nearly 16 years. Tomorrow the first family members are visiting for 3 weeks.

Can not wait to see my Dad.
September 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
HNGGGRRRRHHHNNNNNN
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August 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
He finally figured out where it was located.
August 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Work had a supply chain team sports day that was mandatory if you were in the office.

So i drank for free and now will be 2 days behind on work.

Fuck yeah mandatory work events.
August 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So... A/S/L?
August 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
August 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just made a joke to the pharmacist about guns and then stated they say the immigrants are going to bleed the NHS dey so challenge accepted...

Anyway, don't have 4 tinnies at a work sports day and pick up your meds.
August 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
3 doctors appointments in 2 days.

Properly bleeding the NHS dry.
July 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
A new one: woman wearing earpods and yet her tictok is still playing from her phone.

So close.
July 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Wore a dress. Shaved my legs for jesus. Bug crawls on me.

Never again.
July 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Raining in London.

Never thought I'd consider it a rare occurance, yet here we are.
July 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I have strained my calf by existing in a chair and barely moving for 5 days.

39 is rough.
July 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I was given this nickname like 7 years ago and I've made it my core personality.
July 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Why the fuck is boots so insanely busy today
June 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM