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Jenipurr
@jenipurr.bsky.social
Knitter, baker, database nerd, kitten fosterer, singer

She/her
Round 1 of Sock Madness is done. The pattern is Day & Night.

This was a very fun pattern to knit. The designer makes clever use of slipstitch technique to create the half & half effect, plus some cables to keep things interesting.

#KnitAllTheThings #SticksAndString #SockMadness #SockMadness19
March 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's Sock Madness time again (annual sock knitting competition), and here's the qualifying round.

The pattern is Conjoined Sock Twins. You knit them toe to toe, then separate and bind off the with a contrasting color.

#SticksAndString #KnitAllTheThings #SockMadness #SockMadness19
February 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Three scoop banana split

#FosterKittens #TheHouseOfFloof
February 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cats against Fascism

#FuckTheGOP
February 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A Potpourri and her favorite pickle pal.

#LifeWithCats #CatsInDiapers #IncontinentCat #MissPoo
January 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
January 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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One of these things is not like the others...
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#LifeWithCats #CatsInDiapers #MissPoo
January 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sherman has questions about my TPS reports.

#LifeWithCats #WorkingWithCats
January 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh hi again, Bluesky!
January 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is the face of an innocent young miss who was *totally* not scratching on the back of mom's chair, no matter what sort of chair-scratching noises you might have heard seconds before coming around the corner.
December 6, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Made a Tarte aux Pomne, because more dessert is totally what was needed the weekend after Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Ugh, am sick. Stupid winter viral infection.
November 16, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Cats: such dignity; such grace.

(This is Potpourri and she wears diapers because she is 100% incontinent.)
November 11, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Someday I'm going to open a bakery and name it 'Mistakes Were Made', because....yeah

At least these cardamom buns taste good, even if they look a hot mess.
November 5, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Made pithivier for dinner, as one does after watching Pastry Week on the Great British Bake Off.
October 29, 2023 at 5:13 AM
Why is it that cats always manage to have one super sharp dagger toe, no matter how recently you may have trimmed their nails?
October 24, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Made some custard creams, for funsies (and also because my sister and I are baking along with GBBO).
October 13, 2023 at 5:01 PM
No, *you're* browsing life sized articulated skeletons for sale.
October 4, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Reposted by Jenipurr
Warning: tomorrow, October 4, is a test of the GOP’s Emergency Speaker Replacement system. Put your phone in a dark room with no pets and leave it there. Turn off monitors. Do not allow children, particularly girls 13-17, near electronic devices. If you pray, pray.
October 3, 2023 at 10:38 PM
I mean, look at this ridiculously adorable wee baby girl. I've been fostering her since she was one day old and she is perfect.
October 1, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Sitting on the floor, while a tiny five week old kitten trill-squeaks as she scampers around the room, alternating between getting a snack and climbing up on me for purrs and snuggles, is a nice way to start a day
October 1, 2023 at 1:36 PM
First signature bake for this year's Great British Bake Off: vertical cakes
(It's a swiss roll standing on its end).

Challenge accepted!
September 30, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Picked up four new two week old bottle babies yesterday, because sleep is for the weak
September 29, 2023 at 4:57 PM
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Me : invents a device to talk to cats

Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you

Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want

Cat :

Me :

Cat : first of all fuck you
September 24, 2023 at 7:50 PM