yellow jenello 🌻
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I need to scream into the void.
The secret to drinking more water is eating spicy food. Not working? Your food ain’t spicy enough; turn up the heat!
May 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The secret to drinking more water is eating spicy food. Not working? Your food ain’t spicy enough; turn up the heat!
Every time I have a visitor staying at my place, the loudest, craziest people come out of the woodwork to howl at the moon.
Can y’all play it cool for a few days?
kthanxbye!
Can y’all play it cool for a few days?
kthanxbye!
May 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Every time I have a visitor staying at my place, the loudest, craziest people come out of the woodwork to howl at the moon.
Can y’all play it cool for a few days?
kthanxbye!
Can y’all play it cool for a few days?
kthanxbye!
I nearly choked on a pill and now my throat is wrecked. Supplements are supposed to HELP not DESTROY.
April 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I nearly choked on a pill and now my throat is wrecked. Supplements are supposed to HELP not DESTROY.
I have an itch way deep inside my ear canal — possibly my brain? What I’m trying to say is I may be spiraling deep(er) into madness.
April 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I have an itch way deep inside my ear canal — possibly my brain? What I’m trying to say is I may be spiraling deep(er) into madness.
I’m embarrassed by the number of nights I stare into Harvey’s bowl trying to remember if I fed him or not. I can’t ask him. He’ll always act like he hasn’t been fed. I remember feeding him, but was that yesterday I’m remembering? Or today?
April 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I’m embarrassed by the number of nights I stare into Harvey’s bowl trying to remember if I fed him or not. I can’t ask him. He’ll always act like he hasn’t been fed. I remember feeding him, but was that yesterday I’m remembering? Or today?
Check engine light came on in my car over the weekend. Took it to the shop and at minimum this fucker will cost me $215. Online the minimum charge was quoted as $99.95* 😑
That little asterisk can go to hell.
That little asterisk can go to hell.
March 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Check engine light came on in my car over the weekend. Took it to the shop and at minimum this fucker will cost me $215. Online the minimum charge was quoted as $99.95* 😑
That little asterisk can go to hell.
That little asterisk can go to hell.
When I say I love my dog, this is what I mean. #severance
March 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
When I say I love my dog, this is what I mean. #severance
I went to a hot yoga class this morning at 9am. All I want to do now is lie down.
How does working out make me sleepy?!
How does working out make me sleepy?!
March 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I went to a hot yoga class this morning at 9am. All I want to do now is lie down.
How does working out make me sleepy?!
How does working out make me sleepy?!
My absolute favorite thing about daily wear contacts is I can take them off anywhere and toss them out — that includes directly from the comfort of my couch.
March 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
My absolute favorite thing about daily wear contacts is I can take them off anywhere and toss them out — that includes directly from the comfort of my couch.
People who sit at restaurants and yell everything they say and laugh at the loudest volume really make me dislike humans. I literally can’t hear myself think let alone what the person across from me says, but I’m glad you’re having the best night of your entire fucking life.
March 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
People who sit at restaurants and yell everything they say and laugh at the loudest volume really make me dislike humans. I literally can’t hear myself think let alone what the person across from me says, but I’m glad you’re having the best night of your entire fucking life.
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Opt out tomorrow!
February 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Opt out tomorrow!
I have so many tasks I want to take on today so naturally I’m sitting on my couch watching a crime documentary.
February 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have so many tasks I want to take on today so naturally I’m sitting on my couch watching a crime documentary.
Why do I get the hiccups so often? And why are they so severe and resistant to all attempts to stop them? I feel like I’m getting beat up by my diaphragm.
February 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Why do I get the hiccups so often? And why are they so severe and resistant to all attempts to stop them? I feel like I’m getting beat up by my diaphragm.
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Me, every Friday evening.
February 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me, every Friday evening.
How do I explain to my sweet dog that I’m telling someone on TV to shut the fuck up, not him?
February 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How do I explain to my sweet dog that I’m telling someone on TV to shut the fuck up, not him?
Lady Gaga coming back to her goth pop roots is bringing me back to life — my first portrait in over a year… #ladygaga #abdacadabra #digitalportrait #procreate
February 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Lady Gaga coming back to her goth pop roots is bringing me back to life — my first portrait in over a year… #ladygaga #abdacadabra #digitalportrait #procreate
Little old men love to say hi to me as if they know me. It throws me every time. I scan their face for any recognition only to realize they’re just being too friendly and a little creepy. It’s especially old men who don’t speak any English, which creates another layer to my confusion.
February 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Little old men love to say hi to me as if they know me. It throws me every time. I scan their face for any recognition only to realize they’re just being too friendly and a little creepy. It’s especially old men who don’t speak any English, which creates another layer to my confusion.
I love when there’s a new episode of Severance — until it’s over. #severance #s2ep3
a man in a white shirt and tie is asking what is going on ?
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is asking what is going on ?
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February 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I love when there’s a new episode of Severance — until it’s over. #severance #s2ep3