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Jen Carter
@jencarter1974.bsky.social
Rural delivery driver (please turn on your porch light.) Soc-Dem, Abolitionist, feminist, humanist, gamer, FromSoft stan, retired 👩‍🍳, B.S. in Nutrition, CSUS 2016
See a tort, share a tort.
April 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Same rule applies at my house.
February 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ummm…Temu is selling this thing. Anyone know what the hell it is?
January 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Head scritches for Tessie but yes there is yelling.
November 6, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Ummm…Tessy says hi. Tortie doppelgängers unite.
November 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I don’t even know why this is a discussion when men my age are doing this. 👇
October 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Show me your pet and what they were named after.
(I was going through a Destiny phase, I got over it. Don’t at me.)
October 19, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Huh, I was in the first 25% at least lol
September 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Now I’m apparently responsible for items being out of stock at stores, for stores listing items on DD that they don’t even carry, for customers not answering their phones and customers asking for a refund. Good times.
September 7, 2024 at 7:14 PM
August 31, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Mom just sent me this pick of momma bear and three cubs who came to visit today. She says she still picks the bear.
August 31, 2024 at 11:33 PM
August 31, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Can someone explain this to me?
August 31, 2024 at 8:06 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
August 13, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Doordash algorithm had given me four orders at once and this is the line. Does anyone at DoorDash understand how hot a car can get. I have a cooler and a thermal blanket but most dashers don’t.
July 21, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I’m gonna need y’all to pray to whatever deity you pray to for me. Good things could happen…maybe but I might need an extra bump. Thanks in advance. Here’s a picture of Exo after he brought a live mouse into the house and let it loose in exchange for your thoughts and prayers.
June 30, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Had a dream this morning that I got into my car and drove 1/4 block before almost hitting a pedestrian bc I had no traction; it was snowing and someone stole my tires and rims and replaced them with four of these👇
June 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Cleared out some photos on my phone and I found this for you guys. Enjoy.
April 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Me: minding my own business standing in line at Grocery Outlet

DoorDash app:
April 27, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Torty pretzel
March 14, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Tessy says hi 👋
March 10, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Why, Capitalism? Why?
March 8, 2024 at 2:45 AM
February 18, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Psssst… help, I’m being watched…
February 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I’m gonna need @bsky.app to fix this. It hurts my brain.
February 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM