Jen Bloom
@jenbloom.bsky.social
I have dogs. I take pictures.
You benefit.
You benefit.
Pretty much all of Bluesky right now.
June 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Pretty much all of Bluesky right now.
East Bethel, MN city council member implies MN Rep Melissa Hortman was assassinated by the Democratic Party for not voting along party lines.
She then deletes the comment, lies about it, and justifies the opinion in her deleted comment with a Qanon conspiracy theory-laden rant.
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She then deletes the comment, lies about it, and justifies the opinion in her deleted comment with a Qanon conspiracy theory-laden rant.
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![A screenshot of a Facebook comment made by East Bethel city council member Suzanne Lorenz Erkel that reads: "It's a warning to all democrats, Town [sic] the line or else".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iej7noizm747mixatt5pj6on/bafkreigseavqdeskubznayg5ocy73xzzzpk7daadlzk4pzj7vmvjrthndq@jpeg)
June 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
East Bethel, MN city council member implies MN Rep Melissa Hortman was assassinated by the Democratic Party for not voting along party lines.
She then deletes the comment, lies about it, and justifies the opinion in her deleted comment with a Qanon conspiracy theory-laden rant.
🧵1/2
She then deletes the comment, lies about it, and justifies the opinion in her deleted comment with a Qanon conspiracy theory-laden rant.
🧵1/2
In Milwaukee for @theauthorguy.bsky.social's book tour, but I'm basically Wiggly Charlie in human form. So, I needed a cheese on the way over from Minnesota. MAC's in Wisconsin Dells did not disappoint.
May 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
In Milwaukee for @theauthorguy.bsky.social's book tour, but I'm basically Wiggly Charlie in human form. So, I needed a cheese on the way over from Minnesota. MAC's in Wisconsin Dells did not disappoint.
STOP
~*CORGI CHECKPOINT*~
You have been stopped at the corgi checkpoint and must pay to get through. We accept belly rubs, head scritches, and treats.
Photos of corgis begrudgingly accepted, because it makes the humans happy.
~*CORGI CHECKPOINT*~
You have been stopped at the corgi checkpoint and must pay to get through. We accept belly rubs, head scritches, and treats.
Photos of corgis begrudgingly accepted, because it makes the humans happy.
April 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
STOP
~*CORGI CHECKPOINT*~
You have been stopped at the corgi checkpoint and must pay to get through. We accept belly rubs, head scritches, and treats.
Photos of corgis begrudgingly accepted, because it makes the humans happy.
~*CORGI CHECKPOINT*~
You have been stopped at the corgi checkpoint and must pay to get through. We accept belly rubs, head scritches, and treats.
Photos of corgis begrudgingly accepted, because it makes the humans happy.
Wake up, babe - new 'five things you did this week' email just dropped.
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wake up, babe - new 'five things you did this week' email just dropped.
Reminder for myself as to what I was replying to, when I come back after the next election and try to remember what I was so aggressively fucking right about.
March 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Reminder for myself as to what I was replying to, when I come back after the next election and try to remember what I was so aggressively fucking right about.
This is my personal favorite.
March 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is my personal favorite.
I see Colin Robinson has found a new gig after the end of WWDITS.
March 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I see Colin Robinson has found a new gig after the end of WWDITS.
Me, a naïve: Maybe this 50501 group won't be full of people with the kind of shitlib ideas that got us into this mess in the first place.
50501 Minnesota: wE sHoUlD gEt RePuBlIcAnS tO sPeAk At EvEnTs
50501 Minnesota: wE sHoUlD gEt RePuBlIcAnS tO sPeAk At EvEnTs
March 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Me, a naïve: Maybe this 50501 group won't be full of people with the kind of shitlib ideas that got us into this mess in the first place.
50501 Minnesota: wE sHoUlD gEt RePuBlIcAnS tO sPeAk At EvEnTs
50501 Minnesota: wE sHoUlD gEt RePuBlIcAnS tO sPeAk At EvEnTs
...can a brain be *too* smooth? Asking for 77,301,997 people.
January 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
...can a brain be *too* smooth? Asking for 77,301,997 people.
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.
January 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.
I posted this meme five years ago. I lost friends over it and got comments like:
Do you want 4 more years of Trump?
This is dumb as shit.
We need to unite.
Trump will take away our rights.
And what happened? Dems took power and I still lost rights, because they sat back and did nothing.
Do you want 4 more years of Trump?
This is dumb as shit.
We need to unite.
Trump will take away our rights.
And what happened? Dems took power and I still lost rights, because they sat back and did nothing.
January 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I posted this meme five years ago. I lost friends over it and got comments like:
Do you want 4 more years of Trump?
This is dumb as shit.
We need to unite.
Trump will take away our rights.
And what happened? Dems took power and I still lost rights, because they sat back and did nothing.
Do you want 4 more years of Trump?
This is dumb as shit.
We need to unite.
Trump will take away our rights.
And what happened? Dems took power and I still lost rights, because they sat back and did nothing.
It was amazing. The whole city was just buzzing and it felt like everyone was just so happy to be there.
January 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It was amazing. The whole city was just buzzing and it felt like everyone was just so happy to be there.
Also, I don't want to hear shit about 'being used to the cold' - I'm from the flaming hot asshole of California and this is where I was on January 20, 2009, when it was a balmy 29°F.
January 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Also, I don't want to hear shit about 'being used to the cold' - I'm from the flaming hot asshole of California and this is where I was on January 20, 2009, when it was a balmy 29°F.
Trump inaugural committee: Spending time outdoors in 25°F weather is just madness. We're moving everything indoors.
Every Minnesotan: Hold my can of pop.
Every Minnesotan: Hold my can of pop.
January 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump inaugural committee: Spending time outdoors in 25°F weather is just madness. We're moving everything indoors.
Every Minnesotan: Hold my can of pop.
Every Minnesotan: Hold my can of pop.
Step 1. Buy climbing blocks for human baby.
Step 2. Dog babies claim blocks.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. We are all Queen Freya's subjects now. Long live Queen Freya.
Step 2. Dog babies claim blocks.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. We are all Queen Freya's subjects now. Long live Queen Freya.
December 16, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Step 1. Buy climbing blocks for human baby.
Step 2. Dog babies claim blocks.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. We are all Queen Freya's subjects now. Long live Queen Freya.
Step 2. Dog babies claim blocks.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. We are all Queen Freya's subjects now. Long live Queen Freya.
The occupation of Fort Butthole, 2024.
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The occupation of Fort Butthole, 2024.
I made this.
Wait. I just made the human baby, not anything else.
Wait. I just made the human baby, not anything else.
March 16, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I made this.
Wait. I just made the human baby, not anything else.
Wait. I just made the human baby, not anything else.
Become ungovernable.
Or just chase your sister around and bite her tail.
Or just chase your sister around and bite her tail.
February 6, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Become ungovernable.
Or just chase your sister around and bite her tail.
Or just chase your sister around and bite her tail.
409 pages later, the entire 9-episode series script for @theauthorguy.bsky.social's A Dirty Job is done. Even if this script never makes it to the screen, I hope that it spurs on a production at some point.
Alfie puppy picture for tax purposes.
Alfie puppy picture for tax purposes.
January 22, 2024 at 11:51 PM
409 pages later, the entire 9-episode series script for @theauthorguy.bsky.social's A Dirty Job is done. Even if this script never makes it to the screen, I hope that it spurs on a production at some point.
Alfie puppy picture for tax purposes.
Alfie puppy picture for tax purposes.
This is the baseline sass level look I've come to expect from my dog when I ask for my pillow back.
January 11, 2024 at 1:39 AM
This is the baseline sass level look I've come to expect from my dog when I ask for my pillow back.
