Throwing out old papers has reminded me of the good old days when we used to print the Internet

Monday night, watching Sunderland on the telly and attempting to embroider the tube map freehand. What a time to be alive.

There’s some heavy snow on the way across the north of England this weekend - here’s a titbit of what you need to know - check out more detail at bbc.co.uk/weather

Oh, Strictly has been such a joy tonight. #bbcstrictly

A rare RED weather warning has been issued for parts of Wales and SW England as Storm Darragh is forecast to move in tonight. Please take heed - these are danger to life windspeeds weather.metoffice.gov.uk/warnings-and...

“Oh no my wife’s gonna kill me” etc…

Saturday night trivia: Oscar the Grouch used to be orange.

Totally fine, Nutmeg. Not a problem. You just lie there. I’ll hang up my BRAND NEW jacket as soon as you’ve finished on it.

The Met Office has now issued an AMBER warning for snow across parts of the North East and Cumbria. Latest suggestions are as much as 20-30cm of fresh snow over the highest ground, significant drifting in gale force winds.

Weekly dose of Nutmeg #catsofbluesky

It’s Christmas baking time weekend in the Bartram household - amaretto mincemeat jarred and ready 🥧

Happy Friday, all!

me: we definitely don’t need any new Christmas decorations

internet: hold my beer

oh hai