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@moira

> I have a gaming PC connected to my TV. I don't need another one
The meme image of a man pointing at himself in the mirror
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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🚨 Cool bug alert 🚨

Anyone know what this is?

#bugs
A photo of a bug with red, grey, black, and white markings
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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How it feels to reach the weekend
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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@Slyence the only reserve Canada should need ✊😔
A whiskey bottle labeled "Canadian Reserve"
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Carrying a photo locket, but instead of a picture of my wife back home to get me through the war, I'm going to my white collar job and it's this image
The "Born to dilly dally / Forced to lock in" meme of a cat wearing a spinner cap and licking a lollipop juxtaposed with a cat wearing a bow tie
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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A black and white photo of a confident looking man sitting in a chair with the caption "How Einstein feels after discovering light moves at light speed"
October 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Uno mas

#nokings #seattle
Two people at the Seattle No Kings protests wearing Among Us costumes with signs saying "sus" and "totally sus"
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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My favorite sign from the protests

#nokings #seattle
A Gadsden flag with the words "fuck these fascists" written on the snake and "oligargle my balls" below
October 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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#nokings #seattle
A photo of protestors at the Seattle Center
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Just turn the screen off?? :thonk:
A screenshot of a YouTube video titled "Black Screen No Sound 12 Hours Sleep Relaxation Mood Dark Background Zen Meditati..." From the channel "Marco Pineda"
October 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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A two panel comic. The top shows an open briefcase with weapons and ammo inside. The square objects are placed in the surprisingly optimal 17 square packing solution. The bottom panel reveals that this is taking place in the video game Resident Evil which heavily features inventory management as a mechanic. The character Ashley exclaims "It's more efficient" while the character Leon looks at her with exaggerated anger.
October 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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That video of Kristi Noem playing at airports reminded me of something

#uspol #halflife2 #hl2
October 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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me after getting a mild case of the sniffles
October 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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It's finally here! Banana for scale
A photograph of the Big screen Beyond 2e VR headset next to a banana
October 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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An image that's really funny with context. It's an edited panel from the Junji Ito horror comic "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" in which people are drawn to human-shaped holes in a mountainside which, after climbing into them, turns them into monsters. In this edited version, a cylinder is climbing into a square shaped hole saying "This is my hole! It was made for me!" Alongside this is a drawing of a horrified looking woman, a reference to a popular Tiktok in which she watches someone playing a block matching game for toddlers, but watches in increasing horror as the person playing keeps placing everything in the square hole.
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Words of wisdom
A cropped image of an Einstein quote which reads: "Albert Einstein said: Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute." The original quote (which I cannot verify the veracity of) is "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
September 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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My shitpost got retweeted by the official Wikipedia account on Bluesky. This is one of the all-time highs of my posting career lol
A screenshot of a post on Bluesky. At the top it reads "Reposted by Wikipedia". Below is a post of mine from a couple days ago containing a video with the text "if you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men"
September 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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@moira looks like we might be getting into the rainy season by the end of the week 🤞
A screenshot of the weather forecast for Seattle showing an increasing chance of rain beginning Sunday
September 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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@matthewconroy I think those are deliberate. Memes with images of skeletons and poorly spelled silly captions have been popular for a while
A meme from /r/ThePack with an image of a skeleton giving the finger and the text "Boss offered raise, he'll no I don't want to pay *more* taxes"
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Shout-out to the person wearing this on the bus lol

#fuckcars
A stock photo of a woman wearing a white shirt with red text and image. The image is of a skeleton with a gun and a cigarette next to a burning car. The text reads "born to walk, forced to drive, fuck cars" with deliberate misspellings added for comedic effect
September 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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@gavi
The classic "Sickos" image from the Onion. It shows a man peering through a window with his hands pressed to it wearing a shirt labeled "sickos" and a speech bubble that reads "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"
September 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A photo of a bell pepper on a self checkout stand captioned "How does this fuckass thing work" with the PLU search bar showing the misspelled "peber"
September 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Seeing a screenshot of a fedi post on Reddit
The DiCaprio pointing meme from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
August 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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[NSFW-ish humor]

Playing Super Mario Sunshine for the first time and why are all the boos making ahegao faces?
A screenshot of Super Mario Sunshine showing a pink boo with eyes half-closed, a wide open mouth, tongue sticking out, and drool
August 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM