jenbanim
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
were so fucking back guys
> Managing your home network settings is now easier than ever. Please download the Xfinity Xfi app to set up port forwarding
Go fuck yourself Comcast. Downloading your bloated app is not easier than just HAVING A BUTTON RIGHT THERE
Go fuck yourself Comcast. Downloading your bloated app is not easier than just HAVING A BUTTON RIGHT THERE
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
> Managing your home network settings is now easier than ever. Please download the Xfinity Xfi app to set up port forwarding
Go fuck yourself Comcast. Downloading your bloated app is not easier than just HAVING A BUTTON RIGHT THERE
Go fuck yourself Comcast. Downloading your bloated app is not easier than just HAVING A BUTTON RIGHT THERE
The purge begins. Everything is legal for the next 24 hours
I immediately go to my apartment package room and throw out the dozens of boxes that have been sitting there for months on end
I immediately go to my apartment package room and throw out the dozens of boxes that have been sitting there for months on end
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The purge begins. Everything is legal for the next 24 hours
I immediately go to my apartment package room and throw out the dozens of boxes that have been sitting there for months on end
I immediately go to my apartment package room and throw out the dozens of boxes that have been sitting there for months on end
Voices in my head telling me to unplug the USB while updating my BIOS
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Voices in my head telling me to unplug the USB while updating my BIOS
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
The accumulated notes of all their meetings and standups will foam up about their waists and Confluence will look up and shout "Remember to respond - these teammates mentioned you!"...and I'll look down and whisper "No."
Seriously though if anyone can teach me how to disable these emails I will […]
Seriously though if anyone can teach me how to disable these emails I will […]
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mastodo.neoliber.al
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The accumulated notes of all their meetings and standups will foam up about their waists and Confluence will look up and shout "Remember to respond - these teammates mentioned you!"...and I'll look down and whisper "No."
Seriously though if anyone can teach me how to disable these emails I will […]
Seriously though if anyone can teach me how to disable these emails I will […]
New paper claims to resolve the Hubble tension by identifying a systematic bias in type 1a supernova **AND** introducing the time-varying dark energy favored by DESI measurements!
https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/research-highlights/universes-expansion-now-slowing-not-speeding
#astronomy […]
https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/research-highlights/universes-expansion-now-slowing-not-speeding
#astronomy […]
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mastodo.neoliber.al
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
New paper claims to resolve the Hubble tension by identifying a systematic bias in type 1a supernova **AND** introducing the time-varying dark energy favored by DESI measurements!
https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/research-highlights/universes-expansion-now-slowing-not-speeding
#astronomy […]
https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/research-highlights/universes-expansion-now-slowing-not-speeding
#astronomy […]
Finally a good week. What a catharsis. Good things are happening again
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Finally a good week. What a catharsis. Good things are happening again
Reposted by jenbanim
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reposted by jenbanim
hi fedi, looking for lawyer recommendations
i build safety/accessibility tools and honestly should probably talk to someone who knows digital rights law. need guidance on doing this work across different places (US/EU/Australia).
any recommendations? boosts appreciated
i build safety/accessibility tools and honestly should probably talk to someone who knows digital rights law. need guidance on doing this work across different places (US/EU/Australia).
any recommendations? boosts appreciated
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
hi fedi, looking for lawyer recommendations
i build safety/accessibility tools and honestly should probably talk to someone who knows digital rights law. need guidance on doing this work across different places (US/EU/Australia).
any recommendations? boosts appreciated
i build safety/accessibility tools and honestly should probably talk to someone who knows digital rights law. need guidance on doing this work across different places (US/EU/Australia).
any recommendations? boosts appreciated
The Internet is a cursed artifact that drives most who attempt to use it insane, but those strong enough to wield it without succumbing to the ragebait are granted well paying email jobs
November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Internet is a cursed artifact that drives most who attempt to use it insane, but those strong enough to wield it without succumbing to the ragebait are granted well paying email jobs
It's okay, Paleontologists. I was 18 when I found out that ponies aren't just young horses
https://phys.org/news/2025-10-nanotyrannus-dueling-dinosaurs-fossil-rewrites.html
#paleontology #nanotyrannus
https://phys.org/news/2025-10-nanotyrannus-dueling-dinosaurs-fossil-rewrites.html
#paleontology #nanotyrannus
Nanotyrannus confirmed: Dueling dinosaurs fossil rewrites the story of T. rex
What if everything we know about T. rex growth is wrong? A complete tyrannosaur skeleton has just ended one of paleontology's longest-running debates—whether Nanotyrannus is a distinct species, or just a teenage version of Tyrannosaurus rex.
phys.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's okay, Paleontologists. I was 18 when I found out that ponies aren't just young horses
https://phys.org/news/2025-10-nanotyrannus-dueling-dinosaurs-fossil-rewrites.html
#paleontology #nanotyrannus
https://phys.org/news/2025-10-nanotyrannus-dueling-dinosaurs-fossil-rewrites.html
#paleontology #nanotyrannus
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
How it feels to reach the weekend
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
How it feels to reach the weekend
I feel like I've aged 5 years in the past 12 months
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I feel like I've aged 5 years in the past 12 months
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Margie looks so dignified in her new sweater ❤️
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Margie looks so dignified in her new sweater ❤️
In case anyone needs a reminder why we stopped doing nuclear testing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Tooth_Survey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Tooth_Survey
Baby Tooth Survey - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
In case anyone needs a reminder why we stopped doing nuclear testing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Tooth_Survey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Tooth_Survey
Guy at my apartment buzzed the access-controlled elevator with a flipper zero, what a power move lol
October 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Guy at my apartment buzzed the access-controlled elevator with a flipper zero, what a power move lol
> Attempted deployment of ICE into Seattle thwarted by gridlock traffic on i90
My attempt at an homage to @TheNeedling
My attempt at an homage to @TheNeedling
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
> Attempted deployment of ICE into Seattle thwarted by gridlock traffic on i90
My attempt at an homage to @TheNeedling
My attempt at an homage to @TheNeedling
Is #onebusaway down? The map is totally blank for me
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Is #onebusaway down? The map is totally blank for me
Carrying a photo locket, but instead of a picture of my wife back home to get me through the war, I'm going to my white collar job and it's this image
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Carrying a photo locket, but instead of a picture of my wife back home to get me through the war, I'm going to my white collar job and it's this image
GOAT: washed
Work inbox: popping off
NAS Volume: Degraded
Looks like it's gonna be another one at the long day factory
Work inbox: popping off
NAS Volume: Degraded
Looks like it's gonna be another one at the long day factory
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
GOAT: washed
Work inbox: popping off
NAS Volume: Degraded
Looks like it's gonna be another one at the long day factory
Work inbox: popping off
NAS Volume: Degraded
Looks like it's gonna be another one at the long day factory
I keep finding out 15 years after I took Spanish classes that I've been pronouncing sounds wrong. First it was learning that b and v are both pronounced the same, and yesterday it was learning that ñ is pronounced /ŋ/ and not /nj/
I guess it's silly to worry about pronunciation when I speak at […]
I guess it's silly to worry about pronunciation when I speak at […]
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mastodo.neoliber.al
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I keep finding out 15 years after I took Spanish classes that I've been pronouncing sounds wrong. First it was learning that b and v are both pronounced the same, and yesterday it was learning that ñ is pronounced /ŋ/ and not /nj/
I guess it's silly to worry about pronunciation when I speak at […]
I guess it's silly to worry about pronunciation when I speak at […]