My parents’ house has one of those bath and bodyworks scent plug ins plugged into every single outlet and all of my senses are overwhelmed every second of being inside

What are the cute vintage shops and other fun stores and shops I can’t miss in Columbus now? It’s been forever since I visited.

He’s just swinging dumbbells. Like what are you getting out of this, sir? Now he’s just stretching against the barbell.

Another day another random dude just absolutely monopolizing the one squat rack doing anything but squats or press at the work gym. Things are gonna change around here…

I regret coming to urgent care.

I know it hasn’t been that long but I’m kind of ready for a winter 2025 Succession rewatch.

Me in Kailua - “Yeah, I could definitely live here.”

Guy behind me - “And that’s Obama’s house, and over there is Paul Mitchell’s property.”

Looking up any specific HI-> Mainland food restrictions for my flight and damn, good news, I guess I CAN bring my newly adopted pet lobster home with me!

Good to know that I still can’t edit posts here if I fucking forget a word or misspell something. Cool.

Petition for Zippy’s to come to the mainland (outside of Vegas). Corporations have been treating people like garbage for so long that I forgot what good customer actually feels like.

For my last meal in Honolulu, I ordered some Zippy’s, because it’s delicious and also right across the street but mostly because it’s delicious.