Jemma Bees 🐝
@jemmabees.bsky.social
Pretty chill but also not at all
they/she
they/she
Some people simply remember if they’ve taken their meds or not today
July 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Some people simply remember if they’ve taken their meds or not today
Man
Huge blessing to have a sibling I love So Much and hold in extremely high regard
Fuck you if you tell him that though
Huge blessing to have a sibling I love So Much and hold in extremely high regard
Fuck you if you tell him that though
July 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Man
Huge blessing to have a sibling I love So Much and hold in extremely high regard
Fuck you if you tell him that though
Huge blessing to have a sibling I love So Much and hold in extremely high regard
Fuck you if you tell him that though
God I’m lucky I’m cute
July 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
God I’m lucky I’m cute
The thing about making a really good sandwich is it is cold by the time you put away all the ingredients 🙃🥲
June 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The thing about making a really good sandwich is it is cold by the time you put away all the ingredients 🙃🥲
I’d like to thank deep dish pizza for helping shove as much gooey cheese into my mouth at a time as physically possible
June 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’d like to thank deep dish pizza for helping shove as much gooey cheese into my mouth at a time as physically possible
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Why do all my friends have to live in the Anxiety Box
June 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Why do all my friends have to live in the Anxiety Box
Punctuating every excessively gay thing I say with “happy pride” so no one can kill me
June 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Punctuating every excessively gay thing I say with “happy pride” so no one can kill me
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Happy pride month ❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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🌈 Happy Pride Month ♥️
June 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🌈 Happy Pride Month ♥️
Getting through adult phonecalls with all the grace of a fresh three legged baby giraffe and feeling SO POWERFUL on the other side
May 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Getting through adult phonecalls with all the grace of a fresh three legged baby giraffe and feeling SO POWERFUL on the other side
Absurd. They’ll resent me for wanting their money, obviously
devastating: this artist just learned that if you promote yourself people actually know they can purchase things from you
May 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Absurd. They’ll resent me for wanting their money, obviously
What do we think the odds are of me having a manageable rack by my best friends wedding in a year and a half or so
May 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What do we think the odds are of me having a manageable rack by my best friends wedding in a year and a half or so
There’s something about popping any sort of pill in a bathrobe that makes me feel my past life as a 50s housewife
May 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There’s something about popping any sort of pill in a bathrobe that makes me feel my past life as a 50s housewife
I miss hitting my pen at the bus stop 💔
May 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I miss hitting my pen at the bus stop 💔
gender of the day is sock puppet
April 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
gender of the day is sock puppet
If your partner asks if they’re hot enough to seduce the fairy king but their blush is a little much for your tastes do you say
A. Hell yeah baby get their magical ass
B.At the very least you’re the hot tavern keeper
????
A. Hell yeah baby get their magical ass
B.At the very least you’re the hot tavern keeper
????
April 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If your partner asks if they’re hot enough to seduce the fairy king but their blush is a little much for your tastes do you say
A. Hell yeah baby get their magical ass
B.At the very least you’re the hot tavern keeper
????
A. Hell yeah baby get their magical ass
B.At the very least you’re the hot tavern keeper
????
Oh look it’s wear cute undies and smack my own ass o’clock
April 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh look it’s wear cute undies and smack my own ass o’clock
Happy birthday to every marijuana
April 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Happy birthday to every marijuana
Can’t tonight sorry I got the sleepies
April 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Can’t tonight sorry I got the sleepies
How did it get to be one in the morning
April 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
How did it get to be one in the morning
You ever nope out of a tweet because there are too many different ways to word it or am I just silly on this gummy
April 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You ever nope out of a tweet because there are too many different ways to word it or am I just silly on this gummy
Dark lunch is dinner after 11pm
Spaghettinaptime is eating too much midday to do anything afterward but sleep
Spaghettinaptime is eating too much midday to do anything afterward but sleep
April 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Dark lunch is dinner after 11pm
Spaghettinaptime is eating too much midday to do anything afterward but sleep
Spaghettinaptime is eating too much midday to do anything afterward but sleep
Hungry Jem has made Silly Decisions
April 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hungry Jem has made Silly Decisions