Jeremy Beecher
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Jeremy Beecher
@jemjemuk.bsky.social
Thermodynamics, Information, and the Developmental Limits of Intelligent Life
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Thermodynamics, Information, and the Developmental Limits of Intelligent Life
The Quiet Universe Hypothesis
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December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The Twins, Too alike to know which was Identical & Stidgeon’s Nose Puts him on a Path to Poisoning…
Miss Ghasm smiled thinly. Her eyes glittered—ice-cold, proud.
“Well, Captain… as you have shared so sincerely and kindly, I should do likewise.
“My girls. My twins. Diorriah and Gnorriah.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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April 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Curious who invented custard or the cause the Great Custard Crash of ‘29? Have you ever wondered about semi-identical twins? And just what is the sinister source of Col. Squitter’s Conglomerated Custard Company’s yellow colour? Answers here. substack.com/@spratticusp...
Jeremy Beecher Phan | Substack
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April 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Moon at Midnight

'Brag not of your might, dark belladon!

Though deadly haunt your shades of night,

Think not of fate, for fair you are and grander still,

No credit to a mere creator's skill,

But crafted of your own dark will.'

'Ode to Woe'
Captain Kurdle and by his own fair hand.
April 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
March 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Could some kind person please remind me of the technical term that describes the inverse ratio between the larger size of a car and its driver’s diminished ability to drive it?
February 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
January 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mr Spratticus Phipps - Inquire Within...
January 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Custard, Chaos, and a Family Scandal: Inside the Squitter Dynasty”
Colonel Cedric Squitter’s custard empire from eccentric inventions to the infamous “Great Custard Crash of 1929,” absurd humour with biting commentary on the gilded but tragic Squitter dynasty…https://substack.com/@jeremybeecherphan
January 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“The Origins of Mr Spratticus Phipps”
…how a mysterious bookshop on a rainy night sparked the creation of Thome. Meet Mr Spratticus Phipps and explore his whimsical world, featuring absurd adventures and the maddening creativity that led to the Six Tomes of Thome… jeremybeecherphan@substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The Perils of Potted Geraniums and battling the Wundahwear Underwear Company...
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The Perils of Potted Geraniums and battling the Wundahwear Underwear Company...
Says Mrs Sylvia Snogsbert 'I do so just adore follollopping down a sweet country lane and thinking my thoughts psylophossical'
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