Jeremy Beecher
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Thermodynamics, Information, and the Developmental Limits of Intelligent Life
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Thermodynamics, Information, and the Developmental Limits of Intelligent Life
The Quiet Universe Hypothesis
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December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thermodynamics, Information, and the Developmental Limits of Intelligent Life
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Hacked Off! Exposing the tricks used to control your mind.
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Hacked Off! Exposing the tricks used to control your mind. | Substack
Discover the covert tricks businesses use to hack your mind. If you've ever felt nudged, manipulated, or subtly steered - your brain may have been hacked. We show you how it's done... and how to tak...
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December 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Hacked Off! Exposing the tricks used to control your mind.
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The Twins, Too alike to know which was Identical & Stidgeon’s Nose Puts him on a Path to Poisoning…
Miss Ghasm smiled thinly. Her eyes glittered—ice-cold, proud.
“Well, Captain… as you have shared so sincerely and kindly, I should do likewise.
“My girls. My twins. Diorriah and Gnorriah.”
Miss Ghasm smiled thinly. Her eyes glittered—ice-cold, proud.
“Well, Captain… as you have shared so sincerely and kindly, I should do likewise.
“My girls. My twins. Diorriah and Gnorriah.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Twins, Too alike to know which was Identical & Stidgeon’s Nose Puts him on a Path to Poisoning…
Miss Ghasm smiled thinly. Her eyes glittered—ice-cold, proud.
“Well, Captain… as you have shared so sincerely and kindly, I should do likewise.
“My girls. My twins. Diorriah and Gnorriah.”
Miss Ghasm smiled thinly. Her eyes glittered—ice-cold, proud.
“Well, Captain… as you have shared so sincerely and kindly, I should do likewise.
“My girls. My twins. Diorriah and Gnorriah.”
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‘The Daily Spread’
Is your prawn crackers? Worried your lobster’s potty or your crab’s conspiring against you? Is your prawn prone to ponder the vicissitudes of fate? Consult Dr Pieces, Pet Psychocognologist - offices just around the bend of Dollallie Alley.
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‘The Daily Spread’
Is your prawn crackers? Worried your lobster’s potty or your crab’s conspiring against you? Is your prawn prone to ponder the vicissitudes of fate? Consult Dr Pieces, Pet Psychocognologist - offices just around the bend of Dollallie Alley.
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April 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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‘The Daily Spread’
Is your prawn crackers? Worried your lobster’s potty or your crab’s conspiring against you? Is your prawn prone to ponder the vicissitudes of fate? Consult Dr Pieces, Pet Psychocognologist - offices just around the bend of Dollallie Alley.
@spratticusphipps
‘The Daily Spread’
Is your prawn crackers? Worried your lobster’s potty or your crab’s conspiring against you? Is your prawn prone to ponder the vicissitudes of fate? Consult Dr Pieces, Pet Psychocognologist - offices just around the bend of Dollallie Alley.
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Curious who invented custard or the cause the Great Custard Crash of ‘29? Have you ever wondered about semi-identical twins? And just what is the sinister source of Col. Squitter’s Conglomerated Custard Company’s yellow colour? Answers here. substack.com/@spratticusp...
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April 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Curious who invented custard or the cause the Great Custard Crash of ‘29? Have you ever wondered about semi-identical twins? And just what is the sinister source of Col. Squitter’s Conglomerated Custard Company’s yellow colour? Answers here. substack.com/@spratticusp...
The Moon at Midnight
'Brag not of your might, dark belladon!
Though deadly haunt your shades of night,
Think not of fate, for fair you are and grander still,
No credit to a mere creator's skill,
But crafted of your own dark will.'
'Ode to Woe'
Captain Kurdle and by his own fair hand.
'Brag not of your might, dark belladon!
Though deadly haunt your shades of night,
Think not of fate, for fair you are and grander still,
No credit to a mere creator's skill,
But crafted of your own dark will.'
'Ode to Woe'
Captain Kurdle and by his own fair hand.
April 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Moon at Midnight
'Brag not of your might, dark belladon!
Though deadly haunt your shades of night,
Think not of fate, for fair you are and grander still,
No credit to a mere creator's skill,
But crafted of your own dark will.'
'Ode to Woe'
Captain Kurdle and by his own fair hand.
'Brag not of your might, dark belladon!
Though deadly haunt your shades of night,
Think not of fate, for fair you are and grander still,
No credit to a mere creator's skill,
But crafted of your own dark will.'
'Ode to Woe'
Captain Kurdle and by his own fair hand.
"There Vicker! Just you munch your mouth around that..."
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"There Vicker! Just you munch your mouth around that..."
In which during a shared supper of sorts, Reverend Wrashleigh-Whyllinge is touched so see the Humbleby's warmth and affection transform a hovel into their happy home...
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February 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"There Vicker! Just you munch your mouth around that..."
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Could some kind person please remind me of the technical term that describes the inverse ratio between the larger size of a car and its driver’s diminished ability to drive it?
February 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Could some kind person please remind me of the technical term that describes the inverse ratio between the larger size of a car and its driver’s diminished ability to drive it?
Mr Spratticus Phipps - Inquire Within...
January 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Mr Spratticus Phipps - Inquire Within...
“Custard, Chaos, and a Family Scandal: Inside the Squitter Dynasty”
Colonel Cedric Squitter’s custard empire from eccentric inventions to the infamous “Great Custard Crash of 1929,” absurd humour with biting commentary on the gilded but tragic Squitter dynasty…https://substack.com/@jeremybeecherphan
Colonel Cedric Squitter’s custard empire from eccentric inventions to the infamous “Great Custard Crash of 1929,” absurd humour with biting commentary on the gilded but tragic Squitter dynasty…https://substack.com/@jeremybeecherphan
January 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Custard, Chaos, and a Family Scandal: Inside the Squitter Dynasty”
Colonel Cedric Squitter’s custard empire from eccentric inventions to the infamous “Great Custard Crash of 1929,” absurd humour with biting commentary on the gilded but tragic Squitter dynasty…https://substack.com/@jeremybeecherphan
Colonel Cedric Squitter’s custard empire from eccentric inventions to the infamous “Great Custard Crash of 1929,” absurd humour with biting commentary on the gilded but tragic Squitter dynasty…https://substack.com/@jeremybeecherphan
“The Origins of Mr Spratticus Phipps”
…how a mysterious bookshop on a rainy night sparked the creation of Thome. Meet Mr Spratticus Phipps and explore his whimsical world, featuring absurd adventures and the maddening creativity that led to the Six Tomes of Thome… jeremybeecherphan@substack.com
…how a mysterious bookshop on a rainy night sparked the creation of Thome. Meet Mr Spratticus Phipps and explore his whimsical world, featuring absurd adventures and the maddening creativity that led to the Six Tomes of Thome… jeremybeecherphan@substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“The Origins of Mr Spratticus Phipps”
…how a mysterious bookshop on a rainy night sparked the creation of Thome. Meet Mr Spratticus Phipps and explore his whimsical world, featuring absurd adventures and the maddening creativity that led to the Six Tomes of Thome… jeremybeecherphan@substack.com
…how a mysterious bookshop on a rainy night sparked the creation of Thome. Meet Mr Spratticus Phipps and explore his whimsical world, featuring absurd adventures and the maddening creativity that led to the Six Tomes of Thome… jeremybeecherphan@substack.com
'The Daily Spread'
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'The Daily Spread'
Clippings from Portselyme's daily purveyor of dubiously doubtful news. A few thoughts about thinking, Celebrity Psychics, Windy Winnie, Drowsy Maggie, Psychopathic Psychiatrists and gherkins...
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January 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
'The Daily Spread'
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Colonel Cedric Squitter's Conglomerated Custard Company
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Colonel Cedric Squitter's Conglomerated Custard Company
The Creation of Custard and Introduction to Squitter Dynasty of No. 2 Captain's Row in Upper Selyme, the Great Custard Crash of '29 and Horrific Source of 'Squitter's Yellow' is revealed.
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January 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Colonel Cedric Squitter's Conglomerated Custard Company
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The Perils of Potted Geraniums and battling the Wundahwear Underwear Company...
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The Perils of Potted Geraniums and battling the Wundahwear Underwear Company...
Says Mrs Sylvia Snogsbert 'I do so just adore follollopping down a sweet country lane and thinking my thoughts psylophossical'
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January 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The Perils of Potted Geraniums and battling the Wundahwear Underwear Company...
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December 9, 2024 at 9:51 PM