I should use this more

Because I can only watch things when they’re complete, I finally started Big Boys this afternoon and - surprise! - critically acclaimed series is good

WARNING don’t read this if you have a heart condition, the exhilaration could kill you

As being an MP becomes more unappealing (I simply don't believe this government is going to want to take action to fix that) this going to become more marked, that "having a sense of religious mission" becomes ever more important to "actually wanting to do this horrible job".

Talking about natural selection in science and segued onto antibiotic resistance. Doing my bit to raise the next generation of anxiety-ridden neurotics 💪

A genuine reason I try to eat healthily in term time is I’m terrified of being sick at school and the shame of bringing up a bowlful of toffee crisp

A top tier sweet treat

Stuck in a podcast rut — maybe I should celebrate being free but I like listening to them on the way to work. Any recommendations? Happy with anything interesting/funny really

Weirdest, creepiest book I’ve read this year — a depressed woman is sent to the moon to have the “bad” parts of her brain removed and replaced with the silk of an ancient spider God #booksky

Me, delivering the strictly spoiler to every member of my family

Had a dream I was at the Trump inauguration and everyone in his family was really nice to me so don’t worry I think we’re going to be ok x

when you think someone followed you out of politeness over there and then they re-follow you here 😁
It’s like we’re renewing our vows