The first wash day after getting 8 inches of hair cut off is wasteful to say the least.
October 22, 2023 at 12:36 PM
The first wash day after getting 8 inches of hair cut off is wasteful to say the least.
Moment of introspection, Do you ever think that maybe my dates refer to me as the horny one?
October 18, 2023 at 10:06 AM
Moment of introspection, Do you ever think that maybe my dates refer to me as the horny one?
Thoughts while working a 13 hour work day, hope dominos doesn't show up while I am taking a pee break....
October 17, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Thoughts while working a 13 hour work day, hope dominos doesn't show up while I am taking a pee break....
Bon jovi, Who is this music even for?
October 16, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Bon jovi, Who is this music even for?
The amount of times I say "no worries" in a day should worry someone....
October 16, 2023 at 2:59 PM
The amount of times I say "no worries" in a day should worry someone....
Button flys are the superior jean closure method.
October 9, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Button flys are the superior jean closure method.
Divorce is so hard y'all. I am doing everything alone, including all the paperwork for a divorce I did not see coming. I am so scared I am going to lose everything I have worked so hard for.
October 8, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Divorce is so hard y'all. I am doing everything alone, including all the paperwork for a divorce I did not see coming. I am so scared I am going to lose everything I have worked so hard for.
Y'all ever just like cry?
October 8, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Y'all ever just like cry?
I am in New England and tomorrow is October....
September 30, 2023 at 6:38 PM
I am in New England and tomorrow is October....
Have y'all heard about the new casting for the Ernest series?
Timotheé Chalamet
Timotheé Chalamet
September 29, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Have y'all heard about the new casting for the Ernest series?
Timotheé Chalamet
Timotheé Chalamet
So my first date went really well, had lots in common but also had a lot of different interests. I can't help but feel like I am being ghosted... should I play it cool? (Full disclosure he did warn me he works a lot and may not be timely in text responses)
September 25, 2023 at 9:25 AM
So my first date went really well, had lots in common but also had a lot of different interests. I can't help but feel like I am being ghosted... should I play it cool? (Full disclosure he did warn me he works a lot and may not be timely in text responses)
Y'all my student loans are so fucked. There is no IDR plan I can qualify for due to having a high paying job (which I left) and taking money from my retirement to cover the transition period between jobs. How can I live paycheck to paycheck and not be able to qualify for a IDR plan?
September 22, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Y'all my student loans are so fucked. There is no IDR plan I can qualify for due to having a high paying job (which I left) and taking money from my retirement to cover the transition period between jobs. How can I live paycheck to paycheck and not be able to qualify for a IDR plan?
GM skeeters
Haven't been on a first date in a while (honestly maybe never), what should I wear for a chill hang dinner and drinks?
Haven't been on a first date in a while (honestly maybe never), what should I wear for a chill hang dinner and drinks?
September 22, 2023 at 11:14 AM
GM skeeters
Haven't been on a first date in a while (honestly maybe never), what should I wear for a chill hang dinner and drinks?
Haven't been on a first date in a while (honestly maybe never), what should I wear for a chill hang dinner and drinks?
Sorry y'all, I haven't been single for 14 years and before that only lived about 1 year of single life so this account is about to become my single confession board.
xoxo
xoxo
September 20, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Sorry y'all, I haven't been single for 14 years and before that only lived about 1 year of single life so this account is about to become my single confession board.
xoxo
xoxo
Thought I was too sad to masturbate, but turns out I just had to pee.
September 19, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Thought I was too sad to masturbate, but turns out I just had to pee.
Capitalism is wild y'all,
You get dumped and are just expected to like go to work, and don't forget to be positive!
You get dumped and are just expected to like go to work, and don't forget to be positive!
September 19, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Capitalism is wild y'all,
You get dumped and are just expected to like go to work, and don't forget to be positive!
You get dumped and are just expected to like go to work, and don't forget to be positive!
An open letter to all lesbians and pansexuals,
Wear gloves when cutting jalapenos, your partners will thank you.
Wear gloves when cutting jalapenos, your partners will thank you.
September 13, 2023 at 10:31 PM
An open letter to all lesbians and pansexuals,
Wear gloves when cutting jalapenos, your partners will thank you.
Wear gloves when cutting jalapenos, your partners will thank you.
Cheese mongers are out.
Cheese Mistress is in.
yes Cheese Mistress
Cheese Mistress is in.
yes Cheese Mistress
September 3, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Cheese mongers are out.
Cheese Mistress is in.
yes Cheese Mistress
Cheese Mistress is in.
yes Cheese Mistress
Saved a chipmunk out of the pool tonight. I really hope it pulls through till morning got them dry and warm in a safe place.
August 27, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Saved a chipmunk out of the pool tonight. I really hope it pulls through till morning got them dry and warm in a safe place.
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August 26, 2023 at 4:10 PM
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Why is buying a car so stupid?
Me: I don't like this number try again
Salesperson: you like this slightly different number
Me: acceptable (just tired)
Salesperson: ok let's just peak at your silly number to make sure we can do this thing.
Me: I don't like this number try again
Salesperson: you like this slightly different number
Me: acceptable (just tired)
Salesperson: ok let's just peak at your silly number to make sure we can do this thing.
August 26, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Why is buying a car so stupid?
Me: I don't like this number try again
Salesperson: you like this slightly different number
Me: acceptable (just tired)
Salesperson: ok let's just peak at your silly number to make sure we can do this thing.
Me: I don't like this number try again
Salesperson: you like this slightly different number
Me: acceptable (just tired)
Salesperson: ok let's just peak at your silly number to make sure we can do this thing.
Going to look at trading in a car today, and the first thought that pops in my head is: should I wear glasses or contacts? Dress smart or casual? In an attempt to not be swindled... Yeah you could say I am silly coded (mentally ill).
August 26, 2023 at 10:43 AM
Going to look at trading in a car today, and the first thought that pops in my head is: should I wear glasses or contacts? Dress smart or casual? In an attempt to not be swindled... Yeah you could say I am silly coded (mentally ill).
New sweatshirt for my sweetest girl
August 23, 2023 at 10:52 PM
New sweatshirt for my sweetest girl
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🌱 my cherry tomatoes are popping!
August 21, 2023 at 11:23 PM
🌱 my cherry tomatoes are popping!