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Jelly
@jellyrolls.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🍦🥥🐕🦆🐢🌿🐈‍⬛🐓🏳️‍🌈 (she/they)
The first wash day after getting 8 inches of hair cut off is wasteful to say the least.
October 22, 2023 at 12:36 PM
Moment of introspection, Do you ever think that maybe my dates refer to me as the horny one?
October 18, 2023 at 10:06 AM
Thoughts while working a 13 hour work day, hope dominos doesn't show up while I am taking a pee break....
October 17, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Bon jovi, Who is this music even for?
October 16, 2023 at 4:09 PM
The amount of times I say "no worries" in a day should worry someone....
October 16, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Button flys are the superior jean closure method.
October 9, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Divorce is so hard y'all. I am doing everything alone, including all the paperwork for a divorce I did not see coming. I am so scared I am going to lose everything I have worked so hard for.
October 8, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Y'all ever just like cry?
October 8, 2023 at 2:48 PM
I am in New England and tomorrow is October....
September 30, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Have y'all heard about the new casting for the Ernest series?

Timotheé Chalamet
September 29, 2023 at 12:08 AM
So my first date went really well, had lots in common but also had a lot of different interests. I can't help but feel like I am being ghosted... should I play it cool? (Full disclosure he did warn me he works a lot and may not be timely in text responses)
September 25, 2023 at 9:25 AM
Y'all my student loans are so fucked. There is no IDR plan I can qualify for due to having a high paying job (which I left) and taking money from my retirement to cover the transition period between jobs. How can I live paycheck to paycheck and not be able to qualify for a IDR plan?
September 22, 2023 at 12:55 PM
GM skeeters

Haven't been on a first date in a while (honestly maybe never), what should I wear for a chill hang dinner and drinks?
September 22, 2023 at 11:14 AM
Sorry y'all, I haven't been single for 14 years and before that only lived about 1 year of single life so this account is about to become my single confession board.

xoxo
September 20, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Thought I was too sad to masturbate, but turns out I just had to pee.
September 19, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Capitalism is wild y'all,

You get dumped and are just expected to like go to work, and don't forget to be positive!
September 19, 2023 at 12:27 PM
An open letter to all lesbians and pansexuals,
Wear gloves when cutting jalapenos, your partners will thank you.
September 13, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Cheese mongers are out.
Cheese Mistress is in.

yes Cheese Mistress
September 3, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Saved a chipmunk out of the pool tonight. I really hope it pulls through till morning got them dry and warm in a safe place.
August 27, 2023 at 12:24 AM
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August 26, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Why is buying a car so stupid?

Me: I don't like this number try again
Salesperson: you like this slightly different number
Me: acceptable (just tired)
Salesperson: ok let's just peak at your silly number to make sure we can do this thing.
August 26, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Going to look at trading in a car today, and the first thought that pops in my head is: should I wear glasses or contacts? Dress smart or casual? In an attempt to not be swindled... Yeah you could say I am silly coded (mentally ill).
August 26, 2023 at 10:43 AM
New sweatshirt for my sweetest girl
August 23, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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August 23, 2023 at 1:17 AM
🌱 my cherry tomatoes are popping!
August 21, 2023 at 11:23 PM