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Jellyroll Papadopoulos
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When I drive a car I adopt tactics to communicate with other road users and pedestrians that I've picked up from lorry drivers.

In the day I flash my headlights 'to alert others to my presence'. It is saying "I see you, do you see me?" and context says if it's an invitation or a warning.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Gladiator-knob shaped pasta from Rome
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Leonard Winkie’s Venusian Man, showing that men are from Venus and that their legs pivot from the pipik rather than the hips, as is more common for Earthlings.
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Eight pipiks make a pipibyte.
October 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My cat can teleport short distances, but only when no-one's watching.
September 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I wonder how long it will take for King Charles to become almost always just The King in the same way that Queen Elizabeth was almost always just The Queen. It hasn't happened yet and may never happen in either of our lifetimes.
August 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
@greatesthitsuk.bsky.social Did we just hear John Lennon sing about a 'hairy arsehole', Andy, or do I need new headphones?
August 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Musical legs.
July 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
WTAF?
April 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Elmer Fudd singing "Papa was a wowwing stone" seems to work well.
April 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Louise Simonson, Web of Spider-Man #2, May 1985. Proper grammar.
April 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If we can believe current news reports, Trump has called Zelenskyy “a dictator”. If current news reports are wrong, I apologise for calling Trump “an utter cunt”. Otherwise…
February 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Best part of a new job: new payroll details. 💷
January 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Genuine question: How do we know for sure that Musk done the Nazi thing, and it wasn't AI-generated? It's very probable that he did it, but we are in a frightening situation where we can never be certain.
January 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I presume The Pope must be uninsurable because everything that happens to him is an Act of God.
January 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Stop looking out the window and focus on your driving!
December 13, 2024 at 10:24 PM
What do you pack?
December 2, 2024 at 11:59 AM
June 27, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Does anyone know of any Downs comic creators?
December 31, 2023 at 9:07 AM
I wonder whether some enterprising South American has produced a rodenty variation on a Turducken called a Capycoyvy. I’d be up for that.
November 8, 2023 at 10:08 PM