JellyDean
jellydean.bsky.social
JellyDean
@jellydean.bsky.social
A Jellybean from SLO
I’m so bougie, my toilet paper is 8ply.
December 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Why is it Krispy Kreme if it’s not krispy?
December 17, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Just learned that Glenn Miller, who all of y’all know the music of, just strangely disappeared Christmas Day 80 years ago. 🤯
December 15, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I spent the morning creating an itinerary for Rome. Most of the stuff I’ve already done but the way I’ve organized this itinerary is making me actually wanna go back!
December 15, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Super great how the media didn’t do these stories before the election. It’s almost as if they wanted to cash in on the carnage afterwards.
This is exactly what Democrats said tariffs would do BEFORE the election, but Trump’s voters thought owning the libs was more important. They’re about to enter the four year find out phase…
December 9, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Now your looks fit your personality.
December 3, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
What is Aleppo?
November 29, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
November 29, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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This Thanksgiving at least remember that Native Americans are the real Americans and everyone else is an immigrant.
November 28, 2024 at 12:59 PM
It never occurred to me Toucans existed outside of fruit loops…
November 26, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
When even online retailers raise prices leading up to Black Friday, and any sale ends up having the item be MORE expensive than before the sale, you know it’s all a scam.
November 25, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I was in a relationship where they’d shut down and get quiet frequently. Their silence taught me how being alone feels. So when I finally was alone, it wasn’t nearly as painful. But the person who made me feel that loneliness didn’t realize they were helping me to be comfortable in their absence.
November 24, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Just watched a performance of Legally Blonde, and honestly it’s wild how the musical is better than the movie in every way.
November 24, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Is this textbook indoctrination?
Is this even textbook?
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas education board approves optional Bible-infused curriculum for elementary schools starting next year.
November 22, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I actually thought he was talking about waffles for a second.
Egos puff themselves up, while 8.2 Billion hold their breath.
November 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
That X guy claiming he’s the best Diablo 4 player just shows how he has really become chronically online. It explains so much.
November 22, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Bluesky is one word.
November 22, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
November 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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BREAKING: RFK Jr said he intends to require Coca-Cola to put cocaine back into their drinks to make it healthier
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Omg guys yo gabba gabba is headlining Coachella
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I’d like to have a serious talk with the person who made all hybrid electric cars make that weird humming noise whenever they’re driving around.
November 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM