I’m sure there’s an explanation. But, why were the wizards excluded from ring distribution…? Too powerful already, or too wise to be deceived straight away?

There are few things more heroic than Bilbo relinquishing the ring. Maybe only Frodo carrying it. Egad, what a story. What virtue.

Well. I’m in a local bar with potentially the worst karaoke in the explored universe - which I’m loving - and I give up. I miss the tweety bird. I miss intentionally concise text. I miss pure storytelling. So, I guess my Bluesky weekend….

Oh, my. MAESTRO werked me.

Oh John. I think you would’ve loved #TheHoldovers. #wishyouwerehere

OMG, Jane Campion. Just, OMG.