The Random Professor
jeffsuzuki.bsky.social
The Random Professor
@jeffsuzuki.bsky.social
"Specialization is for insects."
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Trump 1 happened because people thought complex issues could be explained in 160 characters.
February 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What I was able to stomach of it basically gave me the impression that they wanted to return to the America of the 1950s. There's a good chance they'd get it. Too bad the rest of the world would be in the 21st century.
February 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I wouldn't do that (because, among other things, it would be nearly impossible). But certainly know your suppliers and buy products from blue states.
February 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The only thing that can affect Trump is impeachment and conviction, and it's pretty clear that nothing, INCLUDING treason, will make the Republilcans take that step.
February 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Given that they find "DEI" programs by basically doing CTRL-F searches for "diversity" (so researching biodiversity in forest habitats is DEI, and a lot of financial programs are going to be under attack), a simple renaming is going to go a long way...
February 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Voters in red states have been brainwashed into thinking the blue states are sucking up their hard-earned tax dollars.

So if the blue states wanted to secede, red state voters wouldn't lift a finger to stop us (and they certainly wouldn't fight a war to keep us).
February 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The big question is...is she still MAGA?
February 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Different? It will cease to exist.
February 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I'm certainly not going to vote for President Musk...
February 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We're the largest producer of natural gas in the world, so it's a pretty safe bet that the propane being dispensed isn't actually coming from Canada.

BUT because of the tariffs, domestic producers can AND WILL raise prices to be just under the cost of imported gas.
February 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Republican voters knew EXACTLY what they were voting for.

They just think it won't hurt them.
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Now is a good time to re-evaluate your choices and make a virtue out of...honestly, what we should have been doing for a long time:

Giving up bourbon? Check.
Giving up Amazon? Double check.

Shop local? Triple check.
February 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We've boycotted Goya products since Trump 1.0
February 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM