plsfeedtheplants
@jeffsendejar.bsky.social
Foodie, Art geek, Plant Enthusiast, fiber fanatic.
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The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜
A 5lb weighted stuffed animal is not enough.
I need at least a 20lb weighted stuffed animal.
I need at least a 20lb weighted stuffed animal.
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
A 5lb weighted stuffed animal is not enough.
I need at least a 20lb weighted stuffed animal.
I need at least a 20lb weighted stuffed animal.
*how your email finds me*
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
*how your email finds me*
✨Everything Gougères w/ herb and caper cream cheese, smoked salmon and dill ✨
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
✨Everything Gougères w/ herb and caper cream cheese, smoked salmon and dill ✨
I’m not religious - but I DO say « Jesus take the wheel » when I sneeze while I’m driving
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m not religious - but I DO say « Jesus take the wheel » when I sneeze while I’m driving
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
Why is it so hard to order a good Swedish Princess Cake these days? 😔
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why is it so hard to order a good Swedish Princess Cake these days? 😔
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Bluesky is kinda like ‘indoor recess’ - but I’m still waiting for the ‘stacking cups’ to be put out tbh
February 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Bluesky is kinda like ‘indoor recess’ - but I’m still waiting for the ‘stacking cups’ to be put out tbh
Where’s my 2pm coffee?
a man in a suit is standing in a living room .
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November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Where’s my 2pm coffee?
Dates? Oh yeah - I remember going on those.
a woman with red hair sits at a table with a netflix logo in the corner
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October 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Dates? Oh yeah - I remember going on those.
Reading from a script ≠ ‘a presentation’
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reading from a script ≠ ‘a presentation’
Let’s go paint some pottery - who’s down?
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Let’s go paint some pottery - who’s down?
*When you shoot your shot and they don’t even acknowledge you*
a man in a striped shirt is holding a cell phone in his hand .
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October 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
*When you shoot your shot and they don’t even acknowledge you*
Correction: I gotta see a woman about a tree
I gotta see a man about a tree 🌲
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Correction: I gotta see a woman about a tree
I gotta see a man about a tree 🌲
September 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I gotta see a man about a tree 🌲
*when the meeting stops specifically to ask you for your thoughts bc you always have the best insights*
September 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*when the meeting stops specifically to ask you for your thoughts bc you always have the best insights*
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September 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
*Me checking the weather for my vacation destination and it’s less than 70 degrees*
a cartoon character named spongebob is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
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September 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
*Me checking the weather for my vacation destination and it’s less than 70 degrees*
If anyone knows a place that does a really good sweet-and-sour fish lmk
August 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If anyone knows a place that does a really good sweet-and-sour fish lmk
Vacation booked ✅
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August 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Vacation booked ✅
"I can't believe we're eating Cantonese…
Is there no Szechuan up here?"
Is there no Szechuan up here?"
August 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"I can't believe we're eating Cantonese…
Is there no Szechuan up here?"
Is there no Szechuan up here?"
Update - I’ve now planned, and prepared for 5 different hypothetical vacations 🫨
Mentally I’ve planned, budgeted, and prepared for 3 different hypothetical vacations this week.
Will I actually go on any of them?
Tune in next week to find out (…maybe).
Will I actually go on any of them?
Tune in next week to find out (…maybe).
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cat .
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August 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Update - I’ve now planned, and prepared for 5 different hypothetical vacations 🫨