JeffSarcastic
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JeffSarcastic
@jeffsarcastic.bsky.social
· Nov 18
My wife found a spider in the shower.
Anyway, the open house is this Saturday if you're interested.
Anyway, the open house is this Saturday if you're interested.
Everyone’s a genius until they are confronted with someone else’s microwave
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Everyone’s a genius until they are confronted with someone else’s microwave
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My starter pack is just me, a banana, a button, and some lint I picked up at a rest stop
November 24, 2024 at 10:16 PM
My starter pack is just me, a banana, a button, and some lint I picked up at a rest stop
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Enjoy the weekend. Monday will be here in 30 mins
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Enjoy the weekend. Monday will be here in 30 mins
November 20, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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I’m not saying I’m lazy but sometimes I eat my cereal raw because putting milk in seems like too much work
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 AM
I’m not saying I’m lazy but sometimes I eat my cereal raw because putting milk in seems like too much work
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I’m at the age if I drop a pen I’m buying a new pen.
November 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I’m at the age if I drop a pen I’m buying a new pen.
Rewatching “Meet the Parents” for the 100th time.
@billsimmons.bsky.social is right: Pam is the worst.
@billsimmons.bsky.social is right: Pam is the worst.
November 19, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Rewatching “Meet the Parents” for the 100th time.
@billsimmons.bsky.social is right: Pam is the worst.
@billsimmons.bsky.social is right: Pam is the worst.
You can have kids or go a day without doing laundry.
You can’t have both.
You can’t have both.
November 18, 2024 at 10:33 PM
You can have kids or go a day without doing laundry.
You can’t have both.
You can’t have both.
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If Cobra Kai never dies does that mean the series will eventually become The Walking Dead?
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 AM
If Cobra Kai never dies does that mean the series will eventually become The Walking Dead?
My wife found a spider in the shower.
Anyway, the open house is this Saturday if you're interested.
Anyway, the open house is this Saturday if you're interested.
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
My wife found a spider in the shower.
Anyway, the open house is this Saturday if you're interested.
Anyway, the open house is this Saturday if you're interested.
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This is Lola standing guard.
September 17, 2023 at 5:07 PM
This is Lola standing guard.
Kinda roomy in here…
September 12, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Kinda roomy in here…
Can we do hashtags on this thing or nah?
September 12, 2023 at 4:18 AM
Can we do hashtags on this thing or nah?
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If at first you don’t succeed…
At least you tried.
At least you tried.
September 12, 2023 at 2:18 AM
If at first you don’t succeed…
At least you tried.
At least you tried.