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Jeff Salzman
@jeffsalzman.bsky.social
I don’t suffer fools, and I don’t abide kiss asses.
I was luke warm on the concept of this film, but we will see. #predatorbadlands
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
October 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
September 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
September 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This will either be amazing or a garbage fire. I’m here for both. The fact this film exists gives me hope for the future. Why? Someone somewhere still knows how to have some good old fashioned fun.
July 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Not even #OCP can control inflation. #Robocop
June 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is a company that knows its audience. Well played.
March 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Seeing this begs the question: you likely knew this ahead of time, so why waste your time and mine talking to me?
February 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I normally don’t comment much on politics, but at least the plan is going to be practiced safely. Toss on some Barry White and it will be complete.
February 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Well, I’ve been called worse.
January 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Well that’s a nice thing to see.
January 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If a high level executive feels compelled to comment on a nothing like me’s words, he’s got something to say.

These were my thoughts regarding Michael Rosenbaum not appearing in #cw #crisisoninfiniteearths. #dccomics
March 10, 2024 at 1:25 AM
#ultimatespiderman 3 hits FOC this weekend, folks. This cover will likely be popular and hard to find, so have your #LCS order it for you while you can. This book in general has stayed hot and will continue to do so for some time to come. All because people want to read it.
February 24, 2024 at 1:50 AM
#Dune fans.
January 25, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Well that’s one way to spend an afternoon. Armed with mostly spite, I nailed it unless a geyser opens up later on.
December 17, 2023 at 11:40 PM
This one’s for you, MacGyver!

The kit was missing a spacer, so I deflated a string of packing pillows and filled the gap myself.
December 12, 2023 at 4:56 PM
You’ll never convince me this guy wasn’t paid to say that.
November 8, 2023 at 12:08 PM