But what about the days of our lives?

Still, jacking his shit off for a full 2.5-hours is impressive, especially since I hear he taped it for his OnlyFans page.

Seriously, I have no idea what level of entitlement makes an *actual* influencer think they can be one while married to a tech billionaire who's Elon's BFF, but considering Trump's far MORE toxic than any nuclear plant, I think she needs to jettison her extra cargo.

Hope she didn't sign a prenup!

It could be 1929 all over again, and the only reason stocks haven’t crashed is bc traders still think Trump TACOs.

But great to destabilize the global economy if he sticks to his guns THIS time.

Bless her black little heart.

They’re running out of retired Dems to blame. Will they start resuscitating straw me to attack? LBJ, perhaps?

Still, I think it was likely the optics of ICE Barbie's FEMA failing to answer TWO-THIRDS of the calls for help after July 5th – in a heavily MAGA-dominated area – was what convinced him.

This insane cost-cutting madness requiring Noem's personal sign-off on any big expense simply ain't cutting it.

We've seen some seriously warped NIMBY insanity here in Austin as well – now thankfully over, after we approved killing SF-exclusive zoning despite their ire – but deranged slides about mice is some next-level shit.

You mean the FEMA Trump's still planning to phase out? Yeah, can't say that's a huge shock...

We're still determining if he's had a full-on psychotic break, given the extent of his delusional state – on top of his incel state; he's a virgin even after 30 – but Charlie's been this way ever since a Black student started dating his HS crush.

His ego is huge & fragile. This radicalized him. 💔

"You see when you hire fire chiefs based on diversity, you get morons. You don't get smart people."

Aping his Fuhrer's argument. Classy.

"His priority was not putting out fires or being ready for floods. No, his priority was to make sure that the fire department was Blacker."

Bless his heart.

"What you're not being told by the media anywhere is that the death toll would likely not have been as high if it wasn't for DEI."

You're not hearing it from the media because it's racist evidence-free horseshit.

"Why isn’t every leader in Texas connecting the dots here?"

They're not all racists.

Has anyone asked Miller how many white men Usha Vance clearly DESTROYED by taking a coveted seat at Yale?? As the lone people who should ever be admitted, I can only imagine how many class-action suits the SATANIC IVY LEAGUE has coming!

If Lil Marco wants to oust her: sorry, JD, it's the only way!

Also Texas's most famous Canadian, Rafael "Ted" Cruz.

And obvi Elon. Miller's prolly seeking an "out" of some sort for America's most prolific anchor-babydaddy.

How about the VP's wife? Since she's a woman of color, I'm guessing Miller thinks her Yale JD & Cambridge MA are "ridic DEI shit."