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A bunch of gerbils in a trenchcoat
Kansas City
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Live your life in such a way that your therapist would be proud of you
December 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Live your life in such a way that your therapist would be proud of you
Was anybody really expecting anything other than a severely redacted version of the Epstein Files???
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Was anybody really expecting anything other than a severely redacted version of the Epstein Files???
He did such a good job playing Pulp Fiction in... I can't remember the name of the movie right now...
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
He did such a good job playing Pulp Fiction in... I can't remember the name of the movie right now...
#DonaldTrump would not pass the Turing Test
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
#DonaldTrump would not pass the Turing Test
Anybody else feel like they probably spoiled the best joke in the new #Anaconda movie in the trailers (everybody thinking Jack Black is dead but he's not)?
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Anybody else feel like they probably spoiled the best joke in the new #Anaconda movie in the trailers (everybody thinking Jack Black is dead but he's not)?
Sabrina Carpenter is now officially more powerful than this administration. Perhaps the prophecy was true. Perhaps she will save us all.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sabrina Carpenter is now officially more powerful than this administration. Perhaps the prophecy was true. Perhaps she will save us all.
The biggest problem with the Beastie Boys song "Sabotage" is that it's not long enough.
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The biggest problem with the Beastie Boys song "Sabotage" is that it's not long enough.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Seriously, if I were a billionaire I would just fuck off and enjoy my best life. I'd donate tons to charity but I wouldn't, like, become a person of influence. Why is wealth wasted on the evil?
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Seriously, if I were a billionaire I would just fuck off and enjoy my best life. I'd donate tons to charity but I wouldn't, like, become a person of influence. Why is wealth wasted on the evil?
The only reason #Trump keeps saying he's not expecting to get into heaven is because he knows he's on his way out and he just wants someone to say "aw, no sir, you're *totally* getting into heaven, you're a really great guy!"
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The only reason #Trump keeps saying he's not expecting to get into heaven is because he knows he's on his way out and he just wants someone to say "aw, no sir, you're *totally* getting into heaven, you're a really great guy!"
My headcanon is, #Trump walked into the room, dismissed everybody else, and said something along the lines of "listen, Johar, or however you say your name. I'm on my way out. I'm a dead man. I'll be cool to you if you just go out there and let me seen as likeable. Please. I'm begging you." #zohar
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I got a good grade at therapy today
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I got a good grade at therapy today
I'm putting together a team...
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm putting together a team...
When it comes to #Trump facing any kind of accountability for his many crimes, I feel a lot like I feel about returning to the moon. I keep getting told it's about to happen, and then it doesn't. In other words, I'll believe it when I see it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When it comes to #Trump facing any kind of accountability for his many crimes, I feel a lot like I feel about returning to the moon. I keep getting told it's about to happen, and then it doesn't. In other words, I'll believe it when I see it.
Can other journalists grow some balls like ##MaryBruce?
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Can other journalists grow some balls like ##MaryBruce?
"Sir, there's another ship coming in. It's the Enterprise!" #AdamScott #StarTrek
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"Sir, there's another ship coming in. It's the Enterprise!" #AdamScott #StarTrek
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Whoever came up with the name "blue raspberry" only threw "raspberry" in there because they thought that "blue" wasn't a flavor. We know better. That flavor is just "blue."
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Whoever came up with the name "blue raspberry" only threw "raspberry" in there because they thought that "blue" wasn't a flavor. We know better. That flavor is just "blue."
Something that I think is often overlooked about #TheXFiles is that, considering the fact that Mulder's father was a member of the Syndicate, and both his parents died over the course of the series, Mulder is probably a multimillionaire.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Something that I think is often overlooked about #TheXFiles is that, considering the fact that Mulder's father was a member of the Syndicate, and both his parents died over the course of the series, Mulder is probably a multimillionaire.
Whenever an older democrat decides to step aside (Biden, #NancyPelosi), I gain some new respect for them. They are acknowledging that their time has passed, and it is time for new blood.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Whenever an older democrat decides to step aside (Biden, #NancyPelosi), I gain some new respect for them. They are acknowledging that their time has passed, and it is time for new blood.
If we don't have one already, there needs to be a national "Punch a Nazi Day."
October 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If we don't have one already, there needs to be a national "Punch a Nazi Day."
What ##DonaldTrump has done and is doing to the #WhiteHouse is simply his way of marking his territory, because he is the most insecure man in existence
October 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What ##DonaldTrump has done and is doing to the #WhiteHouse is simply his way of marking his territory, because he is the most insecure man in existence