Like...fine, you want to smelt scrap metal into equivalent donations to..Kidz...I guess? But you can go to all kinds of side streets and pick up abandoned truck axles in the ditch too.

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Imaging tattooing your face and sound like that. At least GG Allen vomited blood on his audience

Got the wily vet to anchor the Offensive Line in the second half...

I'm Canadian so it's not a holiday but fuck that I'm taking PTO to stay home, watch football and cook all day!
- Spatchcock Turkey with Citrus & Herbs
- Baked Potato Puffs
- Kale/Cranberry/Walnut/Apple Salad
- Stuffing
- Home Baked Dinner Rolls
- Key Lime Pie

Oh snap, the ONLY Trader Joe's in Whatcom County...just wiped off the map.

Oh....oh no!!

I'm not American so I can't volunteer, but if somebody wants to show up to the recruiting station with "Kill Whitey" tatted in a Gothic font across their shoulder blades, I'd be very interested in the body-cam footage reaction video

You're watching Browns instead of the Grey Cup? What's wrong with you man?!?

These two teams appear to not be playing the same game

"Private Parts" by Howard Stern. Ok, yes I fully admit an absolutely silly answer on its surface. But It hit me at the correct time in my life, inspiring me to learn to write and perform funny, did stand-up for a few years, and build a life with my wife that I'd never believe possible before it

Probably reapportioned funds from the gradual winding down of the Ministry of Getting Jiggy With It, which will no longer be a Cabinet position

Genuinely curious: You want the Truth or Likes?

How long have you had that holstered?

Nostalgia is a helluva drug

Detroit kept hitting their own TE in the chest until he crossed the goal. More Dan Campbell innovation!

Don’t forget to force your children to watch. It’s the only way they’ll learn