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@jeffpalylyk.bsky.social
Stereotypical Middle-Aged White Suburbanite Dork. I have Wife/Kids/SUV/Battery powered hedge trimmer etc...
I mostly post esoteric jokes
I mostly post esoteric jokes
Mark My Words: Evangelical Christianity will ruin the NFL. The only alternative for the Secular Majority will be the CFL
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Mark My Words: Evangelical Christianity will ruin the NFL. The only alternative for the Secular Majority will be the CFL
If your AI value proposition is "This Statistical Engine Robot will remind you NOT to invite strippers to you niece's 5th birthday party" your product is...useless? I mean, at best?
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If your AI value proposition is "This Statistical Engine Robot will remind you NOT to invite strippers to you niece's 5th birthday party" your product is...useless? I mean, at best?
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS Donate your car today. That's a thing you can do, donate spare vehicle you have, Right? An extra car you just have laying around doing nothing? An actual car, you can donate for charity, just...available for some weirdo with a tow truck to pick up, because you have one? Really?
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS Donate your car today. That's a thing you can do, donate spare vehicle you have, Right? An extra car you just have laying around doing nothing? An actual car, you can donate for charity, just...available for some weirdo with a tow truck to pick up, because you have one? Really?
Who Wore It Better?
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Who Wore It Better?
“At halftime we’re going to test everyone’s blood to see who’s The Thing..”
Goddammit man I was eating when you said that and almost choked to death on a Triscuit
Goddammit man I was eating when you said that and almost choked to death on a Triscuit
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“At halftime we’re going to test everyone’s blood to see who’s The Thing..”
Goddammit man I was eating when you said that and almost choked to death on a Triscuit
Goddammit man I was eating when you said that and almost choked to death on a Triscuit
@brentbutt.bsky.social Do you think you're cursing it if you post anything about the Riders before the final whistle? Haven't heard from you all Grey Cup
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@brentbutt.bsky.social Do you think you're cursing it if you post anything about the Riders before the final whistle? Haven't heard from you all Grey Cup
As I have asserted for many years now: NOBODY LIKES SMARTIES
Nestle enslave children to pick cacao to make a product that gets thrown into a landfill BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS IT
Nestle enslave children to pick cacao to make a product that gets thrown into a landfill BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS IT
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
As I have asserted for many years now: NOBODY LIKES SMARTIES
Nestle enslave children to pick cacao to make a product that gets thrown into a landfill BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS IT
Nestle enslave children to pick cacao to make a product that gets thrown into a landfill BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS IT
We're not talking enough about how the rest of Canada that does not give 2 flying fucks about the Blue Jays now gets a scant 8 weeks of Canadian Sports Media not finding it profitable to shove the fucking Blue Jays down our throat like a goose being fattened top for foil gras. See you losers in Feb
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
We're not talking enough about how the rest of Canada that does not give 2 flying fucks about the Blue Jays now gets a scant 8 weeks of Canadian Sports Media not finding it profitable to shove the fucking Blue Jays down our throat like a goose being fattened top for foil gras. See you losers in Feb
@davidjroth.bsky.social
You want a snapshot of how broken Canadian sports media is? The next 10-15 days of Blue Jays content on all our broadcasters will dwarf anything else anyone would like to watch instead. NHL, CFL playoffs, etc. Including the week-long eulogy after Ohtani turns them into dust
You want a snapshot of how broken Canadian sports media is? The next 10-15 days of Blue Jays content on all our broadcasters will dwarf anything else anyone would like to watch instead. NHL, CFL playoffs, etc. Including the week-long eulogy after Ohtani turns them into dust
October 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social
You want a snapshot of how broken Canadian sports media is? The next 10-15 days of Blue Jays content on all our broadcasters will dwarf anything else anyone would like to watch instead. NHL, CFL playoffs, etc. Including the week-long eulogy after Ohtani turns them into dust
You want a snapshot of how broken Canadian sports media is? The next 10-15 days of Blue Jays content on all our broadcasters will dwarf anything else anyone would like to watch instead. NHL, CFL playoffs, etc. Including the week-long eulogy after Ohtani turns them into dust
Who Wore It Better?
October 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Who Wore It Better?
Thank you and Good Night. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff they worked hard for you tonight...
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Thank you and Good Night. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff they worked hard for you tonight...
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social FILL IN THE BLANK: The promo shot of Belichick walking up the ramp, head down yet nipples prominent on his wick-away polo is... ( )
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social FILL IN THE BLANK: The promo shot of Belichick walking up the ramp, head down yet nipples prominent on his wick-away polo is... ( )
@dameshek.bsky.social Tonight's uniform matchup in Atlanta: "Ooh La and La" or "Over The Moon"?
October 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@dameshek.bsky.social Tonight's uniform matchup in Atlanta: "Ooh La and La" or "Over The Moon"?
@minakimes.bsky.social Is starting a drive insider their own 5 Dan Campbell's 1UP Mushroom?
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@minakimes.bsky.social Is starting a drive insider their own 5 Dan Campbell's 1UP Mushroom?
Every introduction of a new Tim Horton's food item looks like a fraternity prank. It shouldn't be "It's Time for Tim's" it should be "Tim Hortons: WE FUCKING DARE YOU!!"
July 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Every introduction of a new Tim Horton's food item looks like a fraternity prank. It shouldn't be "It's Time for Tim's" it should be "Tim Hortons: WE FUCKING DARE YOU!!"
@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
2 x Field Goals and 2 x Rouge. How can you not love this game ?!?
2 x Field Goals and 2 x Rouge. How can you not love this game ?!?
July 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
2 x Field Goals and 2 x Rouge. How can you not love this game ?!?
2 x Field Goals and 2 x Rouge. How can you not love this game ?!?
Assembled a hockey net for the first time for the younger ones birthday gift. Got into a nice rhythm getting the nylon cord around all the mounting points. It’s essentially weaving for dudes
July 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Assembled a hockey net for the first time for the younger ones birthday gift. Got into a nice rhythm getting the nylon cord around all the mounting points. It’s essentially weaving for dudes
Canadian MVP wins NBA Title. Now here’s Tom with the weather…
June 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Canadian MVP wins NBA Title. Now here’s Tom with the weather…
@davidjroth.bsky.social Are the Dodgers uniforms the result of a clipping error in Photoshop nobody bothered to correct before they went to the Embroidery Dept?
June 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social Are the Dodgers uniforms the result of a clipping error in Photoshop nobody bothered to correct before they went to the Embroidery Dept?
All right, I’m drunk, and the Canucks are out of the playoffs. BC Lions don’t start until late June so I’m bored and want to start a Social media war, so here it is:
Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi, despise the best of intentions, absolutely sucked ass as musicians.
Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi, despise the best of intentions, absolutely sucked ass as musicians.
April 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
All right, I’m drunk, and the Canucks are out of the playoffs. BC Lions don’t start until late June so I’m bored and want to start a Social media war, so here it is:
Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi, despise the best of intentions, absolutely sucked ass as musicians.
Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi, despise the best of intentions, absolutely sucked ass as musicians.
Hey @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social next time you come face to face with that pudgy asshole, just punch him in the snot-box. What’s he gonna do? Seriously??
March 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hey @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social next time you come face to face with that pudgy asshole, just punch him in the snot-box. What’s he gonna do? Seriously??
@edsbs If there was any owner who DARED touch the Stanley Cup before the winning captain, that person would not have enough pieces left for the family to bury with dignity
February 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
@edsbs If there was any owner who DARED touch the Stanley Cup before the winning captain, that person would not have enough pieces left for the family to bury with dignity
@edsbs.bsky.social If this was 40 years ago, they would have shoved Mahomes into a sound booth to record a take of "Rainbow Connection" on a 45 to raise money for the local Children's Hospital
January 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social If this was 40 years ago, they would have shoved Mahomes into a sound booth to record a take of "Rainbow Connection" on a 45 to raise money for the local Children's Hospital
@shek This is a hideous uniform matchup, no?
January 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@shek This is a hideous uniform matchup, no?
@davidjroth.bsky.social please please PLEASE tell me you and @iwriteok.bsky.social had a cordial chat and you’ll be making an appearance on Behind the Bastards this year…
January 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social please please PLEASE tell me you and @iwriteok.bsky.social had a cordial chat and you’ll be making an appearance on Behind the Bastards this year…