jefflandry.bsky.social
@jefflandry.bsky.social
Stand up comic, writer. Writing credits include….um, my stand up comedy act.

*Not* the current governor of Louisiana. At least not *yet* anyways 👀
Poor guys didn’t even get to change out of their work clothes from their respective day jobs 🥺😔
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Just taking in an afternoon of art house independent cinema!
August 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just out and about taking in an evening of cinema at the local independent movie house:
August 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Thanks for the heads up, Dean-o Machine-o. I was gonna put off seeing the movie until the middle of next week or next weekend to avoid the opening weekend crowds. But your review made it a must see! 😊
July 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When it comes to summer blockbusters there’s none more huger. While the rest of you spent your Saturday watching Black Sabbath close out their run as a band I spent my Sunday watching a rockumentary on the greatest heavy metal band of all time!
July 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every other video they showed us millennials in D. A. R. E. class be like:
June 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Aloysius Snuffleupagus is the “Big” Bill Haywood of Sesame Street’s labor movement!
May 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Aloysius Snuffleupagus is the “Big” Bill Haywood of Sesame Street’s labor movement!
May 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When it’s after the vernal equinox but you’re not experiencing any Spring weather:
April 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Oh, so you think that you’re getting into the Saint Patrick’s Day spirit by wearing green to work or school. Meanwhile I literally packed Guinness into my lunchbox!
March 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
When televised wrestling shows end with a promo segment instead of a match:
March 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The weird part? I’m not even at a baby shower!
January 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“365 Daily Devotions” that sounds all well and good. But this is a leap year. So what’s everyone who reads this book’s plans for today? Just double up on yesterday’s devotional or are they just raw dogging existence today?
December 31, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Gonna tell the kids that this was The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
December 26, 2024 at 4:32 AM
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
December 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
“Tonight you will be visited by three spirits!”

The Spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 12:39 AM
“I can’t believe how coarse the discourse has been online the past couple of days!”

Meanwhile health insurance companies at their shareholders meetings:
December 7, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Says a lot about the healthcare industry that the title of a book about their business practices is interchangeable with Cobra Kai’s motto of “strike first, strike hard, no mercy!”
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Breaking in a new profile on a new social media platform like:
November 22, 2024 at 10:20 PM