@jefflandry.bsky.social
Stand up comic, writer. Writing credits include….um, my stand up comedy act.
*Not* the current governor of Louisiana. At least not *yet* anyways 👀
*Not* the current governor of Louisiana. At least not *yet* anyways 👀
Poor guys didn’t even get to change out of their work clothes from their respective day jobs 🥺😔
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Poor guys didn’t even get to change out of their work clothes from their respective day jobs 🥺😔
(Glenn Danzig voice)
🎶Parents taking their kids trick or treating tonight
Lower backs feeling tight
Elder Millennial Halloween!🎶
🎶Parents taking their kids trick or treating tonight
Lower backs feeling tight
Elder Millennial Halloween!🎶
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
(Glenn Danzig voice)
🎶Parents taking their kids trick or treating tonight
Lower backs feeling tight
Elder Millennial Halloween!🎶
🎶Parents taking their kids trick or treating tonight
Lower backs feeling tight
Elder Millennial Halloween!🎶
When are we gonna address the real October holiday with satanic undertones? By which I mean National Bosses Day.
October 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When are we gonna address the real October holiday with satanic undertones? By which I mean National Bosses Day.
Weird being born on the autumnal equinox. Coming into this world as a bunch of plant life starts to die. Like I’m some sort of Swamp Thing villain.
September 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Weird being born on the autumnal equinox. Coming into this world as a bunch of plant life starts to die. Like I’m some sort of Swamp Thing villain.
Just taking in an afternoon of art house independent cinema!
August 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just taking in an afternoon of art house independent cinema!
Tired: Getting into massive circle pits at punk rock shows.
Wired: Nice comfortable lawn chairs to sit in at punk rock shows!
Wired: Nice comfortable lawn chairs to sit in at punk rock shows!
August 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tired: Getting into massive circle pits at punk rock shows.
Wired: Nice comfortable lawn chairs to sit in at punk rock shows!
Wired: Nice comfortable lawn chairs to sit in at punk rock shows!
Watching Bad Religion and The Dropkick Murphys play at the Bank of NH Pavillon. It’s always important to always be aware of your surroundings at a music venue in case of an emergency. But this is an outdoor venue. So if an emergency happens do I just run into the woods? 🤷♂️
August 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Watching Bad Religion and The Dropkick Murphys play at the Bank of NH Pavillon. It’s always important to always be aware of your surroundings at a music venue in case of an emergency. But this is an outdoor venue. So if an emergency happens do I just run into the woods? 🤷♂️
Just out and about taking in an evening of cinema at the local independent movie house:
August 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just out and about taking in an evening of cinema at the local independent movie house:
So should I still submit my writing packet or…..
July 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So should I still submit my writing packet or…..
Thanks for the heads up, Dean-o Machine-o. I was gonna put off seeing the movie until the middle of next week or next weekend to avoid the opening weekend crowds. But your review made it a must see! 😊
July 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Thanks for the heads up, Dean-o Machine-o. I was gonna put off seeing the movie until the middle of next week or next weekend to avoid the opening weekend crowds. But your review made it a must see! 😊
When it comes to summer blockbusters there’s none more huger. While the rest of you spent your Saturday watching Black Sabbath close out their run as a band I spent my Sunday watching a rockumentary on the greatest heavy metal band of all time!
July 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When it comes to summer blockbusters there’s none more huger. While the rest of you spent your Saturday watching Black Sabbath close out their run as a band I spent my Sunday watching a rockumentary on the greatest heavy metal band of all time!
Yesterday was Canada Day and today is Bret Hart’s birthday. Wait, so Canada gets two Canada Days?!
July 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Yesterday was Canada Day and today is Bret Hart’s birthday. Wait, so Canada gets two Canada Days?!
Every other video they showed us millennials in D. A. R. E. class be like:
June 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Every other video they showed us millennials in D. A. R. E. class be like:
Aloysius Snuffleupagus is the “Big” Bill Haywood of Sesame Street’s labor movement!
May 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Aloysius Snuffleupagus is the “Big” Bill Haywood of Sesame Street’s labor movement!
The key takeaway from stretcher matches/ambulance matches isn’t that you have to debilitate your opponent so badly that they have to be taken away on a stretcher/in an ambulance. But rather that the loser (in kayfabe at least) has to deal with the American healthcare system.
May 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The key takeaway from stretcher matches/ambulance matches isn’t that you have to debilitate your opponent so badly that they have to be taken away on a stretcher/in an ambulance. But rather that the loser (in kayfabe at least) has to deal with the American healthcare system.
Time to buy, buy, BUY! What’s the worst that could happen from wildly speculating on tulips?
May 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Time to buy, buy, BUY! What’s the worst that could happen from wildly speculating on tulips?
Now Paul Heyman is gonna finish the hat trick by turning on Seth Rollins and he’s gonna manage the referee!
April 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Now Paul Heyman is gonna finish the hat trick by turning on Seth Rollins and he’s gonna manage the referee!
I love how the conflict between Seth Rollins and CM Punk is that Rollins is mad that Punk walked out of WWE in 2014. When the company was in zero danger of going under. It’s not like he walked out in 1996-1997 when they were getting their clock cleaned by WCW.
April 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I love how the conflict between Seth Rollins and CM Punk is that Rollins is mad that Punk walked out of WWE in 2014. When the company was in zero danger of going under. It’s not like he walked out in 1996-1997 when they were getting their clock cleaned by WCW.
(Axl Rose voice) Do you know where you are? You're in The Jungle. By which I mean the novel by Upton Sinclair about exploitive working conditions of immigrant meat packing workers, but its readers focused more on the unsanitary conditions in which the meat was prepared.......
BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...
www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...
FDA making plans to end its routine food safety inspections, sources say
Food safety inspections would be left to state and local authorities under the plan being developed by the FDA.
www.cbsnews.com
April 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
(Axl Rose voice) Do you know where you are? You're in The Jungle. By which I mean the novel by Upton Sinclair about exploitive working conditions of immigrant meat packing workers, but its readers focused more on the unsanitary conditions in which the meat was prepared.......
When it’s after the vernal equinox but you’re not experiencing any Spring weather:
April 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
When it’s after the vernal equinox but you’re not experiencing any Spring weather:
I wonder if they’re gonna call all of the tent cities that are gonna pop up due to the economic crash “Trumpville” like when they called the same encampments “Hooverville”, Or if Trump will send a cease and desist letter for stepping on his intellectual property.
April 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I wonder if they’re gonna call all of the tent cities that are gonna pop up due to the economic crash “Trumpville” like when they called the same encampments “Hooverville”, Or if Trump will send a cease and desist letter for stepping on his intellectual property.
Oh, so you think that you’re getting into the Saint Patrick’s Day spirit by wearing green to work or school. Meanwhile I literally packed Guinness into my lunchbox!
March 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oh, so you think that you’re getting into the Saint Patrick’s Day spirit by wearing green to work or school. Meanwhile I literally packed Guinness into my lunchbox!
When televised wrestling shows end with a promo segment instead of a match:
March 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When televised wrestling shows end with a promo segment instead of a match:
The Canadian fans booed the Star Spangled Banner yet sang along to CM Punk’s entrance music (“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour) last night and Randy Orton’s “Voices” theme music tonight. Maybe making one of those songs the new national anthem would help America’s PR issues?
March 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Canadian fans booed the Star Spangled Banner yet sang along to CM Punk’s entrance music (“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour) last night and Randy Orton’s “Voices” theme music tonight. Maybe making one of those songs the new national anthem would help America’s PR issues?