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Jeff Hamilton
@jeffhamilton.bsky.social
Game designer at Blizzard. He/him. Fan of: comics, music, archery, my cats. Personal account, all opinions are just mine.

formerly @jeffahamilton on Twitter

https://jhamilton.bearblog.dev/blog/ for blog-shaped thoughts
at last
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
how close am i to the end? I haven't looked anything up and was trying not to but this section is giving me hell on earth lol
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
tried to help a small stray cat but he got scared off by a neighbor. very friendly little guy though, he got 1.5 cans of food from us at least.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
GET FUCKED YOU *checks notes* SET OF INANIMATE OBJECTS

.....wait what do you mean there's more...
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I can taste victory but I cannot yet eat it...
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i can't tell you for sure what input determines how high i bounce off spikes but through trial and error and regenerating hitpoints, we got there
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
what fresh hell is this -> oh ok just jump right -> what fresh hell is THIS
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
(in the voice of Icarus) easy so far
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
solid ground let's goooo
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
getting up to here pretty reliably but now i gotta die 100 more times figuring out what to pogo off of
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
WE MEET AGAIN
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
is that bad
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
yeah you better bow after i spent 30 minutes in your buzzsaw nonsense
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
i think i have died more in this hallway than the rest of the game combined
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Zote 4 - finally - took maybe 15-20 attempts. I was trying to do the jumping swordplay perfectly, and then I remembered I could just blast him with hadoukens across the room. First attempt won after switching to spending Soul on cast lol
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Soul Tyrant (Dream remix) - 7 deaths, kill
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
these guys aren't really bosses, are they, but Marmu - 0 deaths, 1 kill
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
giant... metroid thing... 0 deaths, 1 kill
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Grimm - two deaths, 1 kill. This one was especially funny because my first attempt I did 0 damage to him at all, but it didn't actually take many repetitions to figure out his timings, they're just fast attacks to actually play reactively to.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
ok, we got him out with a flashlight, a laser pointer, a churu, and disconnecting some pipes. about 1 hour down but just glad he's not stuck.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Collector - no deaths, 1 kill
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Markoth - no deaths, 1 kill
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Hive Knight

1 death, then one kill. Almost had this guy in one but I got in my own head in phase 2.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Traitor Lord :(

Something like 6 deaths, then kill. RIP.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
ok just had to complain about it

something like 20 deaths to Failed Champion 2, then killed
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM