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JeffEatsRocks
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🍽🪨Just a geologist on a diet 🪨🍽
🎓Masters & Bachelors in Geosciences🎓
Creative Writer 📝 Joke Teller 🤡
Home Cook 👩‍🍳 Anime Enjoyer 😎
Us #geologists on a regular
October 31, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Do I go to #Wawa after work? Or, hear me out, I save my money like a responsible person?
October 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
It's a shame that in my line of work I really can't volunteer for a nightshift
October 28, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Im at the #PArenfaire and oh man the meade is just amazing 🍯
October 27, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Can I purchase an endless cup of #coffee somewhere? 😪
October 26, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Guess who gets to go to the #PARenFaire again this year 😎😎😎👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
October 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I got promoted to an in-lab employee for a reason. Now with 2 employees calling out, my out of work plans fall apart bc of timing 🤡 #worklife
October 24, 2024 at 5:21 PM
If someone like Lazslo from WWDiTS to tell me everything will be okay, well I'll just be happy ig
October 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Kowalski analysis 🐧
doing some reconnaissance to find out before i fuck around
October 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
This looks so cool! Props to the creator!
October 23, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Hi welcome to my #TEDtalk about how TED Talks suck ass
Someone really needs to write a good “the rise and fall of the TED talk” essay tbh
October 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM
"Dub's better!" "No watch it in sub!" Yall stfu, let me enjoy my aneemays how I want. We are both literally enjoying the same show
October 23, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I say as I dip my chicken tender in the film of ranch encircling my stomach
oh so i guess ranch dressing in the communal hot tub is a "party foul"? grow up
October 22, 2024 at 8:25 PM
All I remember from this is that he harvested blueberries and stored them in his coat pockets. Wasn't there a bear too?
October 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
[At the casino]

Me: *cracks knuckles* You know, I'd call myself a master of #Balatro.

Dealer: *sighs* Don't make me get security
October 22, 2024 at 5:46 PM
If #squidgames was instead real life mario party with the same outcomes there would be a lot more "games" to be played
October 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Go to college so you can stare at people moving dirt while taking candid pictures for a field report #geology
October 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
It's too cold to go to work today. Can't I just stay home and #sleep
October 22, 2024 at 11:12 AM
We're all just bankstanding at the GrandExchange #runescape
Bluesky is if Twitter was not a PVP enabled zone.
October 22, 2024 at 2:29 AM
[A plant has lunch at a rooftop grill.]

Waiter: Excuse me, but you will need to order something or else I will have to ask you to leave.

🪴: Yeah just give me a minute
October 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Did anyone ever convince Trump to "cool down" the fryer by tossing ice in?
October 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Why does that sound so good though 😂 Id make it an open face sandwich and slap 2 sunny-side up eggs on top
My partner just saw me preparing breakfast and gave me a look of disgust. He now realizes I ordered a stuffed philly cheese steak pizza last night just to use two slices as "bread" to make an egg-pizza breakfast sandwich.

His judgment means nothing to me. Only Buddha can judge me. I eat, satisfied.
October 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Go to your local #farmersmarkets please!! Excellent quality produce (pumpkins included), and more often then not cheaper than your grocery store chains!
October 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Such gorgeous #fall weather this morning! Take your dog for a walk this morning and show them some love :)
October 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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Winter is fun. Looking forward to it
October 18, 2024 at 3:38 PM