Jeff Conner (not that one)
@jeffconn.bsky.social
Bluesky's top influenza-er and incontinence provider.
Hangin' with my bro Geoffrey at Norfolk Naval Exchange.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hangin' with my bro Geoffrey at Norfolk Naval Exchange.
Having a Safety Dance Pilsner and a T-shirt at Smartmouh Brewing in Norfolk, Virginia. Gonna miss this place when it's gone.
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Having a Safety Dance Pilsner and a T-shirt at Smartmouh Brewing in Norfolk, Virginia. Gonna miss this place when it's gone.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Reposted by Jeff Conner (not that one)
The president of the United States is a POS
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The president of the United States is a POS
After 10 am, the worst place in the World to go if you want a donut is a Dunkin' Donuts. Jelly, glazed, and 2 types of donut holes were the only choices I had at 10:45 am. #Dunkin
October 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
After 10 am, the worst place in the World to go if you want a donut is a Dunkin' Donuts. Jelly, glazed, and 2 types of donut holes were the only choices I had at 10:45 am. #Dunkin
They're testing the emergency alert sirens around ODU this morning. Civil Defense and emergency sirens have always creeped me out my entire life.
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They're testing the emergency alert sirens around ODU this morning. Civil Defense and emergency sirens have always creeped me out my entire life.
Turns out Charlie Kirk's murderer was a CIS white guy with ties to Nick Fuentes and MAGA who had an obsession with guns. Something to do with Fuentes and Kirk's feud about who was going to be the lead young Nazi.
I wonder if the FBI will start profiling 22 y.o. white guys now. </sarcasm>
I wonder if the FBI will start profiling 22 y.o. white guys now. </sarcasm>
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Turns out Charlie Kirk's murderer was a CIS white guy with ties to Nick Fuentes and MAGA who had an obsession with guns. Something to do with Fuentes and Kirk's feud about who was going to be the lead young Nazi.
I wonder if the FBI will start profiling 22 y.o. white guys now. </sarcasm>
I wonder if the FBI will start profiling 22 y.o. white guys now. </sarcasm>
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
--Charlie Kirk, April, 2023.
--Charlie Kirk, April, 2023.
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
--Charlie Kirk, April, 2023.
--Charlie Kirk, April, 2023.
PSA: When lighting a candle after it's been sitting out for a LONG TIME, make sure you clean the dust off the candle and glass. The dust can catch fire, and the flare up and heat can make the glass break, causing hot glass to fly.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Don't ask me how I know this.
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
PSA: When lighting a candle after it's been sitting out for a LONG TIME, make sure you clean the dust off the candle and glass. The dust can catch fire, and the flare up and heat can make the glass break, causing hot glass to fly.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Don't ask me how I know this.
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!
GrubHub delivery drone thingies spotted at Old Dominion University today. They're not too good at crossing Hampton Blvd. They get stuck in the center Island.
GrubHub delivery drone thingies spotted at Old Dominion University today. They're not too good at crossing Hampton Blvd. They get stuck in the center Island.
August 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!
GrubHub delivery drone thingies spotted at Old Dominion University today. They're not too good at crossing Hampton Blvd. They get stuck in the center Island.
GrubHub delivery drone thingies spotted at Old Dominion University today. They're not too good at crossing Hampton Blvd. They get stuck in the center Island.
Mack's Barge restaurant on Colley in Norfolk is closed, rather abruptly. I talked to former staffers Monday night. They left work on Sunday thinking they'd be working on Monday. On Monday, a manager called the staff and told them Mack's was closed immediately!
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July 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Mack's Barge restaurant on Colley in Norfolk is closed, rather abruptly. I talked to former staffers Monday night. They left work on Sunday thinking they'd be working on Monday. On Monday, a manager called the staff and told them Mack's was closed immediately!
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Donald Trump is a child rapist.
July 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Donald Trump is a child rapist.
In Hampton Roads, VA today, we had highs of 97 to 99 degrees depending on your city. THOUSANDS of people were out of power all day. The demand was what was expected for this temperature and this time of year.
Now you know why citizens did not want a data center in Chesapeake. #HamptonRoads
Now you know why citizens did not want a data center in Chesapeake. #HamptonRoads
June 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In Hampton Roads, VA today, we had highs of 97 to 99 degrees depending on your city. THOUSANDS of people were out of power all day. The demand was what was expected for this temperature and this time of year.
Now you know why citizens did not want a data center in Chesapeake. #HamptonRoads
Now you know why citizens did not want a data center in Chesapeake. #HamptonRoads
Always fun to feed the koi when I'm downtown. At the Norfolk Pagoda and Gardens.
June 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Always fun to feed the koi when I'm downtown. At the Norfolk Pagoda and Gardens.
I just heard Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart" followed by The Clash's "Spanish Bombs" on a supermarket speaker. Not MUZAK versions, the real thing! I might have to sit down and take some time to figure out how THOSE songs became acceptable for the masses.
June 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I just heard Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart" followed by The Clash's "Spanish Bombs" on a supermarket speaker. Not MUZAK versions, the real thing! I might have to sit down and take some time to figure out how THOSE songs became acceptable for the masses.
Welcome to Norfolk, Virginia, where the Little Free Libraries are split-level.
Across from Myrtle Park in Norfolk.
Across from Myrtle Park in Norfolk.
May 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Welcome to Norfolk, Virginia, where the Little Free Libraries are split-level.
Across from Myrtle Park in Norfolk.
Across from Myrtle Park in Norfolk.
We need this in Virginia, BADLY! This November dozens of House and Senate Republicans will run unopposed. The Virginia Democratic Party is dropping the ball!
No magrat should go unchallenged.
runforsomething.net
runforsomething.net
April 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We need this in Virginia, BADLY! This November dozens of House and Senate Republicans will run unopposed. The Virginia Democratic Party is dropping the ball!
For what it's worth, about half of the Norfolk Tides ⚾ home games this season will be on local free TV: WGNT channel 27.1 (channel 44 on Cox Cable) and WTVZ 33.1 (2 on Cox). WGNT also airs some Admirals ice hockey. 🏒
April 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
For what it's worth, about half of the Norfolk Tides ⚾ home games this season will be on local free TV: WGNT channel 27.1 (channel 44 on Cox Cable) and WTVZ 33.1 (2 on Cox). WGNT also airs some Admirals ice hockey. 🏒
A fun afternoon at Harbor Park watching the Norfolk Tides play. All the construction around the stadium doesn't seem to be affecting attendance.
March 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A fun afternoon at Harbor Park watching the Norfolk Tides play. All the construction around the stadium doesn't seem to be affecting attendance.
Norfolk, Virginia weather: high of 75F Friday and Sunday, high of 80F Saturday!
two cartoon characters are jumping in the air with the words `` happy happy joy joy '' written below them .
ALT: two cartoon characters are jumping in the air with the words `` happy happy joy joy '' written below them .
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Norfolk, Virginia weather: high of 75F Friday and Sunday, high of 80F Saturday!
Welp, we got t-shirts, stickers, and buttons. Now, Capstan Bar Brewing Company in Hampton has just made a brew named Local Woke Mob.
Armed Forces Brewing Company, the gift that keeps on giving.
Armed Forces Brewing Company, the gift that keeps on giving.
March 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Welp, we got t-shirts, stickers, and buttons. Now, Capstan Bar Brewing Company in Hampton has just made a brew named Local Woke Mob.
Armed Forces Brewing Company, the gift that keeps on giving.
Armed Forces Brewing Company, the gift that keeps on giving.
The Fighting Jamesons at Shamrockin In Ghent tonight!
March 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The Fighting Jamesons at Shamrockin In Ghent tonight!
How drunk do you have to be to think that Lovesac is a good name for a furniture company?
February 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How drunk do you have to be to think that Lovesac is a good name for a furniture company?
Well, the first half of the Super Bowl was definitely something.
I wonder how the Puppy Bowl is this year.
I wonder how the Puppy Bowl is this year.
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Well, the first half of the Super Bowl was definitely something.
I wonder how the Puppy Bowl is this year.
I wonder how the Puppy Bowl is this year.
Another reason why Jeff should not be allowed to choose supper unsupervised.
Tonight's supper at 9 pm is a bowl of chili and a hard cider from University Pizza in Norfolk.
Tonight's supper at 9 pm is a bowl of chili and a hard cider from University Pizza in Norfolk.
January 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Another reason why Jeff should not be allowed to choose supper unsupervised.
Tonight's supper at 9 pm is a bowl of chili and a hard cider from University Pizza in Norfolk.
Tonight's supper at 9 pm is a bowl of chili and a hard cider from University Pizza in Norfolk.