Jeff Brown
@jeffcabforcutie.bsky.social
I make music. I practice entertainment law. I grow things. My dog is cute. I’m pretty awesome.
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Hot take: The Dispatch video game is a better Suicide Squad than either of the Suicide Squad films.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hot take: The Dispatch video game is a better Suicide Squad than either of the Suicide Squad films.
The remake of The Running Man is far superior to the 80s original, and is way more entertaining than it had any right to be.
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The remake of The Running Man is far superior to the 80s original, and is way more entertaining than it had any right to be.
You want to declare war on my city?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You want to declare war on my city?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I have no reason to believe it’s true, but it certainly would be hilarious if Biden and Clinton both outlived him…
August 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I have no reason to believe it’s true, but it certainly would be hilarious if Biden and Clinton both outlived him…
If you say you have a “mandate from the people”, and all of your shit passes by one vote, maybe you don’t have a mandate.
July 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you say you have a “mandate from the people”, and all of your shit passes by one vote, maybe you don’t have a mandate.
Dude. I was only gone for two days!
June 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Dude. I was only gone for two days!
He’s put this about as succinctly as it can be.
June 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
He’s put this about as succinctly as it can be.
So, wait, are we still trying to get Greenland?
April 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
So, wait, are we still trying to get Greenland?
Listen, if Pedro Pascal turns out to be an asshole, I really don’t think the universe is going to be able to handle it.
April 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Listen, if Pedro Pascal turns out to be an asshole, I really don’t think the universe is going to be able to handle it.
So wait, are we supposed to leave brownies for the Easter Bunny this year? I’m not sure how this works.
April 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
So wait, are we supposed to leave brownies for the Easter Bunny this year? I’m not sure how this works.
I have heard that there were over 1,200 protest events in 50 states. I have heard there were no immediate arrests made.
There were an average of 6 arrests made at each Philadelphia Eagles game last season.
There were an average of 6 arrests made at each Philadelphia Eagles game last season.
April 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have heard that there were over 1,200 protest events in 50 states. I have heard there were no immediate arrests made.
There were an average of 6 arrests made at each Philadelphia Eagles game last season.
There were an average of 6 arrests made at each Philadelphia Eagles game last season.
Tell me you’ve never seen Hamilton without telling me you’ve never seen Hamilton…
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ma...
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ma...
Karoline Leavitt slams ‘low level’ French politician for demanding U.S. return Statue of Liberty
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt pushed back on a French lawmaker Monday who suggested that France should take back the Statue of Liberty from the U.S. over the Trump administration’s immi...
www.washingtontimes.com
March 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tell me you’ve never seen Hamilton without telling me you’ve never seen Hamilton…
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ma...
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ma...
Don’t be someone that Indiana Jones would punch.
March 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Don’t be someone that Indiana Jones would punch.
Kash Patel was just made the head of the FBI. What could possibly go wrong?
I’m saving this post because it’s going to age spectacularly.
I’m saving this post because it’s going to age spectacularly.
February 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Kash Patel was just made the head of the FBI. What could possibly go wrong?
I’m saving this post because it’s going to age spectacularly.
I’m saving this post because it’s going to age spectacularly.
I just saw a commercial for Canada.
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I just saw a commercial for Canada.
Say what you will about the person and the platform, but Caitlyn Jenner’s Twitter account is spectacular right now…
January 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Say what you will about the person and the platform, but Caitlyn Jenner’s Twitter account is spectacular right now…
Still doing my best to stick to the Meta blackout today, but I’m irritated that the only place that I could find information about whether the place I wanted to volunteer at today was open is Facebook.
January 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Still doing my best to stick to the Meta blackout today, but I’m irritated that the only place that I could find information about whether the place I wanted to volunteer at today was open is Facebook.
You know, at least eight years ago we had a Cubs World Series win…
January 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You know, at least eight years ago we had a Cubs World Series win…
If the Republican Congress decides to vote down the budget that they agreed to, it won’t even be the first time this year that they agreed on a bill and then voted against it because Uncle Donnie told them to.
Our government is broken.
Our government is broken.
December 19, 2024 at 6:23 PM
If the Republican Congress decides to vote down the budget that they agreed to, it won’t even be the first time this year that they agreed on a bill and then voted against it because Uncle Donnie told them to.
Our government is broken.
Our government is broken.
I admit, I don’t really care about the Tyson fight — although I hope that Tyson hits Jake so hard that his brother feels it…
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I admit, I don’t really care about the Tyson fight — although I hope that Tyson hits Jake so hard that his brother feels it…
I now realize that I should have been more specific when I said, “I want Matt Gaetz out of the House of Representatives…”
November 14, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I now realize that I should have been more specific when I said, “I want Matt Gaetz out of the House of Representatives…”
Your body. Your choice.
It’s not that fucking difficult.
It’s not that fucking difficult.
November 10, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Your body. Your choice.
It’s not that fucking difficult.
It’s not that fucking difficult.
How many days does it take to salt the earth? Asking for a current administration…
November 6, 2024 at 1:09 PM
How many days does it take to salt the earth? Asking for a current administration…
I’ll be honest, I was really looking forward to Harris wiping the floor with Vance in the VP debate.
July 21, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I’ll be honest, I was really looking forward to Harris wiping the floor with Vance in the VP debate.