Jeff Brown
@jeffcabforcutie.bsky.social
I make music. I practice entertainment law. I grow things. My dog is cute. I’m pretty awesome.
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Take that, TPUSA!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Take that, TPUSA!
I don’t think my dad knows the California governor’s real name.
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I don’t think my dad knows the California governor’s real name.
I do not have it in me to argue ICE with my dad this week.
January 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I do not have it in me to argue ICE with my dad this week.
There is a lot of treading happening.
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
There is a lot of treading happening.
Oh good, Trump says he won’t use force to take Greenland. He’s a man of his word, right?
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Oh good, Trump says he won’t use force to take Greenland. He’s a man of his word, right?
The most interesting thing I learned about Greenland and NATO this past weekend is how the Epstein Files still haven’t been released.
January 19, 2026 at 11:41 AM
The most interesting thing I learned about Greenland and NATO this past weekend is how the Epstein Files still haven’t been released.
Hot take: The Dispatch video game is a better Suicide Squad than either of the Suicide Squad films.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hot take: The Dispatch video game is a better Suicide Squad than either of the Suicide Squad films.
The remake of The Running Man is far superior to the 80s original, and is way more entertaining than it had any right to be.
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The remake of The Running Man is far superior to the 80s original, and is way more entertaining than it had any right to be.
You want to declare war on my city?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You want to declare war on my city?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I have no reason to believe it’s true, but it certainly would be hilarious if Biden and Clinton both outlived him…
August 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I have no reason to believe it’s true, but it certainly would be hilarious if Biden and Clinton both outlived him…
If you say you have a “mandate from the people”, and all of your shit passes by one vote, maybe you don’t have a mandate.
July 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you say you have a “mandate from the people”, and all of your shit passes by one vote, maybe you don’t have a mandate.
Dude. I was only gone for two days!
June 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Dude. I was only gone for two days!
He’s put this about as succinctly as it can be.
June 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
He’s put this about as succinctly as it can be.
So, wait, are we still trying to get Greenland?
April 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
So, wait, are we still trying to get Greenland?
Listen, if Pedro Pascal turns out to be an asshole, I really don’t think the universe is going to be able to handle it.
April 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Listen, if Pedro Pascal turns out to be an asshole, I really don’t think the universe is going to be able to handle it.
So wait, are we supposed to leave brownies for the Easter Bunny this year? I’m not sure how this works.
April 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
So wait, are we supposed to leave brownies for the Easter Bunny this year? I’m not sure how this works.
I have heard that there were over 1,200 protest events in 50 states. I have heard there were no immediate arrests made.
There were an average of 6 arrests made at each Philadelphia Eagles game last season.
There were an average of 6 arrests made at each Philadelphia Eagles game last season.
April 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have heard that there were over 1,200 protest events in 50 states. I have heard there were no immediate arrests made.
There were an average of 6 arrests made at each Philadelphia Eagles game last season.
There were an average of 6 arrests made at each Philadelphia Eagles game last season.
Tell me you’ve never seen Hamilton without telling me you’ve never seen Hamilton…
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ma...
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ma...
Karoline Leavitt slams ‘low level’ French politician for demanding U.S. return Statue of Liberty
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt pushed back on a French lawmaker Monday who suggested that France should take back the Statue of Liberty from the U.S. over the Trump administration’s immi...
www.washingtontimes.com
March 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tell me you’ve never seen Hamilton without telling me you’ve never seen Hamilton…
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ma...
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ma...
Don’t be someone that Indiana Jones would punch.
March 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Don’t be someone that Indiana Jones would punch.
Kash Patel was just made the head of the FBI. What could possibly go wrong?
I’m saving this post because it’s going to age spectacularly.
I’m saving this post because it’s going to age spectacularly.
February 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Kash Patel was just made the head of the FBI. What could possibly go wrong?
I’m saving this post because it’s going to age spectacularly.
I’m saving this post because it’s going to age spectacularly.
I just saw a commercial for Canada.
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I just saw a commercial for Canada.
Say what you will about the person and the platform, but Caitlyn Jenner’s Twitter account is spectacular right now…
January 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Say what you will about the person and the platform, but Caitlyn Jenner’s Twitter account is spectacular right now…
Still doing my best to stick to the Meta blackout today, but I’m irritated that the only place that I could find information about whether the place I wanted to volunteer at today was open is Facebook.
January 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Still doing my best to stick to the Meta blackout today, but I’m irritated that the only place that I could find information about whether the place I wanted to volunteer at today was open is Facebook.
You know, at least eight years ago we had a Cubs World Series win…
January 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You know, at least eight years ago we had a Cubs World Series win…