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Jeff Ayers, author
@jeffayerswrites.bsky.social
Fantasy author, doofus, mage and cleric, teacher

Website: jeffayerswrites.com
Stuff was going on BCE
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I’m at the NWA Book Fest today! Come see me if you’re in the area.
September 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you’re going to be in the area on the 27th, come see me and other great authors and vendors!
September 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Your Highness, you drive our forces too hard. Our omelette forces are lagging behind.”

“How disappointing, General. You told me these were
July 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Got some sweet merch! Pic courtesy of a fan in St. Louis.

www.redbubble.com/people/think...
May 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
1. This has never happened to me
2. I am desperately afraid this will happen to me
May 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
May 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Look at the insane way that my phone decided to voice to text the word “papal“
April 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My mom is WAY cooler than your mom
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“The Second Coming”
By William Butler Yeats
April 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you leave a tennis ball out in the sun for a week during a full moon, it hatches into this
April 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Know thy enemy
April 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I improved a sign someone hung up in the men’s room
March 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When someone asks you to name a Pokémon
February 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me: I shouldn’t stay up late, I have to get up early tomorrow

Also me:
February 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I cannot draw a circle very well. Lumpy, incomplete connection. 6/10 circle.
February 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Facebook has declared Nazis are fine on their website.

This showed up unprompted in my feed. What are we even doing?
February 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Civilization peaked when electronics were encased in colorful translucent plastic.
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Putting in WORK for the owl
January 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
[Looking over the top of my glasses with undisguised condescension]

It’s pronounced cuh-LON-ul. It’s a military rank.
January 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Got told I woke up with Heatmiser hair, so time to slick it back
January 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
And thus I must open a can of biscuits every day barehanded
December 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Me huddled in my closet waiting for Santa to take my offering of milk and cookies and get out of my house
December 21, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I need to have a word with the #duolingo art team

What are yall doing over there
December 2, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Me after five minutes of trying something new and not being immediately good at it
November 22, 2024 at 11:09 PM