Jeff Ayers, author
@jeffayerswrites.bsky.social
Fantasy author, doofus, mage and cleric, teacher
Website: jeffayerswrites.com
Website: jeffayerswrites.com
Stuff was going on BCE
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Stuff was going on BCE
I’m at the NWA Book Fest today! Come see me if you’re in the area.
September 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m at the NWA Book Fest today! Come see me if you’re in the area.
If you’re going to be in the area on the 27th, come see me and other great authors and vendors!
September 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you’re going to be in the area on the 27th, come see me and other great authors and vendors!
“Your Highness, you drive our forces too hard. Our omelette forces are lagging behind.”
“How disappointing, General. You told me these were
“How disappointing, General. You told me these were
July 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“Your Highness, you drive our forces too hard. Our omelette forces are lagging behind.”
“How disappointing, General. You told me these were
“How disappointing, General. You told me these were
May 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
1. This has never happened to me
2. I am desperately afraid this will happen to me
2. I am desperately afraid this will happen to me
May 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
1. This has never happened to me
2. I am desperately afraid this will happen to me
2. I am desperately afraid this will happen to me
Look at the insane way that my phone decided to voice to text the word “papal“
April 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Look at the insane way that my phone decided to voice to text the word “papal“
My mom is WAY cooler than your mom
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My mom is WAY cooler than your mom
“The Second Coming”
By William Butler Yeats
By William Butler Yeats
April 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“The Second Coming”
By William Butler Yeats
By William Butler Yeats
If you leave a tennis ball out in the sun for a week during a full moon, it hatches into this
April 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
If you leave a tennis ball out in the sun for a week during a full moon, it hatches into this
Know thy enemy
April 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Know thy enemy
I improved a sign someone hung up in the men’s room
March 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I improved a sign someone hung up in the men’s room
When someone asks you to name a Pokémon
February 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When someone asks you to name a Pokémon
Me: I shouldn’t stay up late, I have to get up early tomorrow
Also me:
Also me:
February 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Me: I shouldn’t stay up late, I have to get up early tomorrow
Also me:
Also me:
I cannot draw a circle very well. Lumpy, incomplete connection. 6/10 circle.
February 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I cannot draw a circle very well. Lumpy, incomplete connection. 6/10 circle.
Facebook has declared Nazis are fine on their website.
This showed up unprompted in my feed. What are we even doing?
This showed up unprompted in my feed. What are we even doing?
February 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Facebook has declared Nazis are fine on their website.
This showed up unprompted in my feed. What are we even doing?
This showed up unprompted in my feed. What are we even doing?
Civilization peaked when electronics were encased in colorful translucent plastic.
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Civilization peaked when electronics were encased in colorful translucent plastic.
Putting in WORK for the owl
January 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Putting in WORK for the owl
[Looking over the top of my glasses with undisguised condescension]
It’s pronounced cuh-LON-ul. It’s a military rank.
It’s pronounced cuh-LON-ul. It’s a military rank.
January 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
[Looking over the top of my glasses with undisguised condescension]
It’s pronounced cuh-LON-ul. It’s a military rank.
It’s pronounced cuh-LON-ul. It’s a military rank.
Got told I woke up with Heatmiser hair, so time to slick it back
January 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Got told I woke up with Heatmiser hair, so time to slick it back
And thus I must open a can of biscuits every day barehanded
December 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
And thus I must open a can of biscuits every day barehanded
Me huddled in my closet waiting for Santa to take my offering of milk and cookies and get out of my house
December 21, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Me huddled in my closet waiting for Santa to take my offering of milk and cookies and get out of my house
December 2, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Me after five minutes of trying something new and not being immediately good at it
November 22, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Me after five minutes of trying something new and not being immediately good at it