How DARE you deny 12 year olds the right to work in unsafe conditions for unreasonable wages!

My God. Next you will espouse the idea that teenage brides shouldn't be sold off to the highest bidder. How DARE you.

You had me interested until you posted a link to Facebook.

I am so tired of winning I can't raise my arms. Or my leg.

I'm sorry. The secretary of war? When the fuck was that authorized by Congress?

You could see this coming because of the decades long war against education, which started before both of us were born.

Except for the piss. Never forget the piss.

Indeed. Being professional in the face of the vast unprofessionalism on display in the US is kinda wild.

George. Citing a Tik-Tok-er is not a good look. Unlike 99% of your audience, I've actually met you. You're better than this.