Jeff Green
@jeffagreen.bsky.social
Go nuts. Go wild. I no longer give a fuck.
What does this say about the home of the flee and home of the rich?
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
What does this say about the home of the flee and home of the rich?
Got married to my best friend. Her girlfriend also got married to her best friend. Great day, all around. Also, I didn't have to wear shoes.
September 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Got married to my best friend. Her girlfriend also got married to her best friend. Great day, all around. Also, I didn't have to wear shoes.
Rescuing some is enough
Love abounds and rescues
Don't let your excuse
Keep you from rescuing Amory and Mama Scruff (her name is now Slinky)
Love abounds and rescues
Don't let your excuse
Keep you from rescuing Amory and Mama Scruff (her name is now Slinky)
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Rescuing some is enough
Love abounds and rescues
Don't let your excuse
Keep you from rescuing Amory and Mama Scruff (her name is now Slinky)
Love abounds and rescues
Don't let your excuse
Keep you from rescuing Amory and Mama Scruff (her name is now Slinky)
This, right here. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
September 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This, right here. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Feeling cute, might delete later.
August 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Feeling cute, might delete later.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or <<the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances>>
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or <<the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances>>
This is him, blissful in sand, in the same goddamned hole that his sister buried him in. It was a lot of fun watching him try to get out of the sand without help.
April 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is him, blissful in sand, in the same goddamned hole that his sister buried him in. It was a lot of fun watching him try to get out of the sand without help.
I saw the latest video from Practical Engineering and immediately thought of this picture. Despite what you might think, he dug this whole entirely by himself.
April 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I saw the latest video from Practical Engineering and immediately thought of this picture. Despite what you might think, he dug this whole entirely by himself.
This is the heaven of sleepy pets I have been relegated to.
April 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This is the heaven of sleepy pets I have been relegated to.
You do not deserve to be this content.
March 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You do not deserve to be this content.
When we move, we will bring this kind of thing back.
March 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
When we move, we will bring this kind of thing back.
