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cosplay + commentary nobody asked for | canadian cryptid | professional theatre kid | Team @mgscon.com

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I made self-indulgent purchases at Miniso today and accidentally found my historical twin. Her name is Jeanne and she was a comedy actress from 1800s Paris. She's a fellow theatre kid and we have the same birthday. She now hangs out on the packaging of my eyeshadow palette. She's pretty cool.
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
unfortunately i have a new way of being obnoxious
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
To make a long story short
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"oh elbows up was just a fad Canadians don't care anymore" I am in a cocktail bar where they gave me 3oz of whiskey on the rocks while a 6ft photo of Keanu Reeves stares at me and they've been playing Alanis Morissette on the speakers for the last 15 minutes
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
and some non-bat cave bonuses
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I miiiiight worn my Nadja of Antipaxos cosplay for the @romtoronto.bsky.social Halloween event for the purposes of these pics.
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Coffee would have been 15 today 💔

I miss my baby
October 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I think my YouTube algorithm knows too much about me atp
September 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
why does trying to find a new therapist make me feel like this image
September 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We bought actual toys for the new cat and the thing she's fixating on is...a Care Bears toothbrush.
September 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Coffee's health just took a bad turn and we got her to the emergency vet with minutes to spare so she could be comfortable.

Earlier today she was supervising me while I was working.

I will love you forever, baby girl.
August 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The cat is stabilized on her new medicine routine, and after a week of hyperventilating at least I have the refund for my original flight and (frankly, nicer) seats confirmed on my plan B flight.

Now she's trying to help me pack 🥹
August 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Allow me to just say: lol, lmao
August 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Took Coffee back to the vet today and refilled her medicine. Aside from the mass in her abdomen she is in good health, so they think we'll get a few more months with her.

She's a good, brave girl.
August 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hope she can at least make it to her 15th birthday. She is a nice cat.
August 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Coffee, my 14-year-old fur kid, started palliative care yesterday after an emergency vet visit.

She's on medicine now for her comfort which has her acting more like herself (she tried stealing my croissant this morning) but we're monitoring her to gauge her quality of life.

I love her so much.
August 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You gotta hand it to the SNL writers for having Pedro Pascal accidentally but accurately describe how dialectical behaviour therapy works.
August 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
One of these days my bullshit is going to breach containment from my notes app.
August 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
August 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The Galactus meme format has been tickling my funny bone and so I collect them
August 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
August 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
At least the dystopia we're living in is kind of funny.
July 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Fantastic Four spoilers without context
July 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This might be the funniest possible sticker placement on my water bottle.
July 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM