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· Nov 15
me [watching a fight break out at the billiards tournament, upset that people are using my equipment as weapons, but glad i have an excuse to leave]: that’s my cue
‘chef’ (2014) is such a perfect time capsule for how good and legitimately useful social media used to be
April 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
‘chef’ (2014) is such a perfect time capsule for how good and legitimately useful social media used to be
AI: here is what you’d look like in a stolen art style 💩
TV writers this month: here are four hour-long oners deconstructing masculinity in the digital age, a meta-satire of oners, whip-pans, and bookends which uses all three, and a season finale with ethical conundrums and a marching band ✏️🔥
TV writers this month: here are four hour-long oners deconstructing masculinity in the digital age, a meta-satire of oners, whip-pans, and bookends which uses all three, and a season finale with ethical conundrums and a marching band ✏️🔥
March 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
AI: here is what you’d look like in a stolen art style 💩
TV writers this month: here are four hour-long oners deconstructing masculinity in the digital age, a meta-satire of oners, whip-pans, and bookends which uses all three, and a season finale with ethical conundrums and a marching band ✏️🔥
TV writers this month: here are four hour-long oners deconstructing masculinity in the digital age, a meta-satire of oners, whip-pans, and bookends which uses all three, and a season finale with ethical conundrums and a marching band ✏️🔥
opening every social media app and seeing everyone posting ghibli rip-off selfies from the new chatgpt
March 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
opening every social media app and seeing everyone posting ghibli rip-off selfies from the new chatgpt
marvel’s new big villain is kerning
Marvel Studios has started a livestream announcement with Chris Hemsworth
March 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
marvel’s new big villain is kerning
gerrymandering a cookie to get the most chocolate chips
March 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
gerrymandering a cookie to get the most chocolate chips
having the time of my life at a birthday party in a restaurant where the music is playing from a spotify jam (alt, indie, disco, etc.) and the TV is showing norteño/corrido videos on mute, and we’re cheering every time the vibe or beat of the song matches with the aesthetic or cuts of the videos
March 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
having the time of my life at a birthday party in a restaurant where the music is playing from a spotify jam (alt, indie, disco, etc.) and the TV is showing norteño/corrido videos on mute, and we’re cheering every time the vibe or beat of the song matches with the aesthetic or cuts of the videos
‘severance’ teaching me new words like ‘a series of unfortunate events’ did when i was a kid
March 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
‘severance’ teaching me new words like ‘a series of unfortunate events’ did when i was a kid
believe the hype re: ‘adolescence’ on netflix. 10/10 miniseries. fits into the ‘black mirror’ box as a cautionary tale about the influence of the internet on kids’ minds. astounding acting. and all four episodes being shot with ZERO cuts (not even hidden) isn’t just a gimmick — it MAKES the show.
March 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
believe the hype re: ‘adolescence’ on netflix. 10/10 miniseries. fits into the ‘black mirror’ box as a cautionary tale about the influence of the internet on kids’ minds. astounding acting. and all four episodes being shot with ZERO cuts (not even hidden) isn’t just a gimmick — it MAKES the show.
it’s time for us to do away with ‘compartmentalise’ and ‘classify’ and other such frivolous synonyms, and just roll with ‘pigeonhole’ for everything
March 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
it’s time for us to do away with ‘compartmentalise’ and ‘classify’ and other such frivolous synonyms, and just roll with ‘pigeonhole’ for everything
if you saw me planning a heist to steal the pigeon costume from the production warehouse for ‘mickey 17’, no you didn’t
March 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if you saw me planning a heist to steal the pigeon costume from the production warehouse for ‘mickey 17’, no you didn’t
imposter syndrome but instead of feeling like you don’t know enough about the industry you’re trying to get into, you feel like you know too much about the industry you’re in but never really aspired to be a part of
February 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
imposter syndrome but instead of feeling like you don’t know enough about the industry you’re trying to get into, you feel like you know too much about the industry you’re in but never really aspired to be a part of
don’t let me join your spotify jam if you don’t want me to queue the music from fireworks factory off the ost for spyro the dragon 3 year of the dragon
February 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
don’t let me join your spotify jam if you don’t want me to queue the music from fireworks factory off the ost for spyro the dragon 3 year of the dragon
if you try to tell me my writing looks AI-generated because i use em dashes with abandon, i shall embark upon a journey of delving into the rich tapestry of punching you in the face
Just saw a post where someone said that use of em dashes (—) was a giveaway that you're using AI for writing. Uh, no. It could just mean you like to use em dashes.
February 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
if you try to tell me my writing looks AI-generated because i use em dashes with abandon, i shall embark upon a journey of delving into the rich tapestry of punching you in the face
love that there’s now a slew of movies and shows coming out set in the late 2000s and early 2010s so i can regale everyone around me about the minutiae of early smartphone user interface design
February 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
love that there’s now a slew of movies and shows coming out set in the late 2000s and early 2010s so i can regale everyone around me about the minutiae of early smartphone user interface design
the secret to happiness is unfollowing everyone on social media EXCEPT museums and zoos
February 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
the secret to happiness is unfollowing everyone on social media EXCEPT museums and zoos
at a quinceañera right now with a little bowl of nuts to snack on, so every time the tíos flip open their wallet-style phone cases to snap pics of the night’s proceedings, i appear in the background popping a cashew
February 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
at a quinceañera right now with a little bowl of nuts to snack on, so every time the tíos flip open their wallet-style phone cases to snap pics of the night’s proceedings, i appear in the background popping a cashew
before you judge me, try walking a mile in my yellow submarine crocs
January 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
before you judge me, try walking a mile in my yellow submarine crocs
just mistyped ‘acquainted’ as ‘aquatained’ and it got me thinking: ‘aqua-tainer’ would be a sick name for a water bottle
searched it and, alas, there’s already a camping brand with such a product
which begs the question: did the product come first, or were they inspired after making the same typo
searched it and, alas, there’s already a camping brand with such a product
which begs the question: did the product come first, or were they inspired after making the same typo
January 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
just mistyped ‘acquainted’ as ‘aquatained’ and it got me thinking: ‘aqua-tainer’ would be a sick name for a water bottle
searched it and, alas, there’s already a camping brand with such a product
which begs the question: did the product come first, or were they inspired after making the same typo
searched it and, alas, there’s already a camping brand with such a product
which begs the question: did the product come first, or were they inspired after making the same typo
new greatest fear is dying and having someone write an obituary for me using chatgpt
January 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
new greatest fear is dying and having someone write an obituary for me using chatgpt
we talk about the algorithm like it’s so clever but really it’s just “i see you liked a photo of some pizza, i will now show you ads for pizza” like lmao congrats little algo do you want a medal
January 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
we talk about the algorithm like it’s so clever but really it’s just “i see you liked a photo of some pizza, i will now show you ads for pizza” like lmao congrats little algo do you want a medal
as the apocalypse struck at midnight on new year’s eve 2024, the four horsemen came riding out of the smoke, and as the dust settled, the steeds upon which they galloped became clear: a capybara, a baby hippo, a hyrax, and a fluffy penguin
December 31, 2024 at 7:29 PM
as the apocalypse struck at midnight on new year’s eve 2024, the four horsemen came riding out of the smoke, and as the dust settled, the steeds upon which they galloped became clear: a capybara, a baby hippo, a hyrax, and a fluffy penguin
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me [watching a fight break out at the billiards tournament, upset that people are using my equipment as weapons, but glad i have an excuse to leave]: that’s my cue
November 15, 2024 at 4:16 AM
me [watching a fight break out at the billiards tournament, upset that people are using my equipment as weapons, but glad i have an excuse to leave]: that’s my cue
wild that my last two skeets have been — with no prior planning — inspired by the intersection of ferrero rochers and capitalism
December 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
wild that my last two skeets have been — with no prior planning — inspired by the intersection of ferrero rochers and capitalism
popped open the ferrero rochers and there are QR codes on the bottoms of the little paper cups
is nothing safe from ads
is nothing safe from ads
December 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM
popped open the ferrero rochers and there are QR codes on the bottoms of the little paper cups
is nothing safe from ads
is nothing safe from ads
they say “capitalism breeds innovation,” meanwhile capitalism will be like “here is a ferrero rocher cake, it is just a regular cake with a single ferrero rocher on top”
December 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
they say “capitalism breeds innovation,” meanwhile capitalism will be like “here is a ferrero rocher cake, it is just a regular cake with a single ferrero rocher on top”