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Darrick Ward
@jedidarrick.bsky.social
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To quote Dave Bautista in Glass Onion, "I like movies."
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's Megaweapon!
Screencap from Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 5, Episode 1 - "Warrior of the Lost World." The vehicle known as Megaweapon is driving while Joel and the Bots comment on the events happening.
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Whenever people leave Twitter for BlueSky.
That scene from The Simpsons where rats run into Moe’s Tavern and Moe says “Okay, everybody, tuck your pants into your socks.”
October 17, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Tim Robinson saying “I don’t know what any of this shit is, and I’m scared.”
October 2, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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(In my best Dr. Evil voice) ONE MILLION, ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT THOUSAND, SEVENTY ONE USERS!
September 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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Me and the 4 people who read my skeets.
The Marx Brothers.
August 16, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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What are you wearing to the BlueSky ball?
Klaus Nomi
February 29, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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BlueSky after being open to the public for one day:
Harry Dean Stanton from Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.
February 7, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Me and my glorious beard in front of my Return of the Jedi poster!
January 5, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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Repost with how people would know if you suddenly became rich.
The Criterion Closet.
October 19, 2023 at 4:59 PM