Darrick Ward
@jedidarrick.bsky.social
To quote Dave Bautista in Glass Onion, "I like movies."
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You fucked life in ze gall bladder
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You fucked life in ze gall bladder
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You fucked life in ze gall bladder
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You fucked life in ze gall bladder
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Rest easy, Udo Kier. I’ll never forget the time Joe Dallesandro had sex with everyone in the village to foil your evil plans.
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rest easy, Udo Kier. I’ll never forget the time Joe Dallesandro had sex with everyone in the village to foil your evil plans.
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I feel like I’d login to this app more often than once every like two or three days if there was even 15% more shitposting. Hell I’d settle for 10%. #bringbackshitposting
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I feel like I’d login to this app more often than once every like two or three days if there was even 15% more shitposting. Hell I’d settle for 10%. #bringbackshitposting
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we have the girl from angels egg at home!!
the girl from angels egg at home:
the girl from angels egg at home:
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
we have the girl from angels egg at home!!
the girl from angels egg at home:
the girl from angels egg at home:
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
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February 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
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*Laughs in former Rurouni Kenshin fan*
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
*Laughs in former Rurouni Kenshin fan*
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Time to GetEven with Champagne and Bullets! One of our most requested riffs is finally here: www.rifftrax.com/champagne-an...
Champagne and Bullets
The RiffTrax Pantheon is filled with hubristic auteurs who thought that they could write, produce, direct, and star in their own movies, despite the fact that they were previously software salesmen,
www.rifftrax.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Time to GetEven with Champagne and Bullets! One of our most requested riffs is finally here: www.rifftrax.com/champagne-an...
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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It's official: Katie Wilson is the next mayor of Seattle!
Katie Wilson Is Seattle’s Next Mayor
Somewhere, Bruce Harrell is slamming a table. Katie Wilson is up by 1,976 votes and 0.72 percent of the vote. It’s tight, but we’re outside of recount territory, and it’s mathematica...
www.thestranger.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's official: Katie Wilson is the next mayor of Seattle!
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We promised a big announcement today, and it'll take a few posts in a thread to introduce a big one...
Project A-ko Perfect Collection 4K!
A-ko in 4K is a big deal & this is probably our craziest kitchen sink disc yet, so let's have a quick introduction to what the release will be...
Project A-ko Perfect Collection 4K!
A-ko in 4K is a big deal & this is probably our craziest kitchen sink disc yet, so let's have a quick introduction to what the release will be...
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We promised a big announcement today, and it'll take a few posts in a thread to introduce a big one...
Project A-ko Perfect Collection 4K!
A-ko in 4K is a big deal & this is probably our craziest kitchen sink disc yet, so let's have a quick introduction to what the release will be...
Project A-ko Perfect Collection 4K!
A-ko in 4K is a big deal & this is probably our craziest kitchen sink disc yet, so let's have a quick introduction to what the release will be...
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
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I mean, SPRINGSTEEN: DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE was released 18 years after WALK HARD
The one that blows my mind is that Excalibur was released several years after Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I mean, SPRINGSTEEN: DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE was released 18 years after WALK HARD
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Turning on the Shout Factory MST3K channel while stoned and coming in right at the tip-top of MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE is true Universe Smiling Down On Me shit
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Turning on the Shout Factory MST3K channel while stoned and coming in right at the tip-top of MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE is true Universe Smiling Down On Me shit
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Life’s too short to argue with people online, and even too short to think about the ones you held back from arguing with. Don’t give them your time. It’s not worth it.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Life’s too short to argue with people online, and even too short to think about the ones you held back from arguing with. Don’t give them your time. It’s not worth it.
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OSCAAARRRRRRR
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
OSCAAARRRRRRR
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You can't prove to me that's not three 8.5x11 sheets of paper taped to the wall
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
You can't prove to me that's not three 8.5x11 sheets of paper taped to the wall
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/