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@jedhatesjava.bsky.social
girl dad / engineer / nerd / podcaster / car nut / hockey fan / skeptic

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So why do I hate Java?

It’s a long list
funny story - I showed a Broderbund sales rep how I'd hacked both "Prince of Persia" and POP2. He invited me to a trade show to "meet" @jmechner.bsky.social . And for 30 years I told the story of how I'd met Jordan Mechner.

I did meet someone at that trade show, just not him
#mystery
December 31, 2024 at 12:33 PM
feeling cute, might make an AI model today
December 26, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I'm going to be pickiest about fish.

I'm sure there's some amazing combination of fish and cheese out there, but I ain't heard it yet.

This comes from someone who once ate cod with some weird cheddar sauce. I grew up in the 70's
I amend my earlier policy. We have to be REALLY specific about the cheese being paired withe seafood. A sad attempt at a thread to follow
December 19, 2024 at 12:34 AM
One of my quirks is I think Siri needs to be a female voice. It’s a respect thing.
December 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I’ve spent my entire career trying to figure out my actual career
December 13, 2024 at 1:47 PM
woke up in my own bed yesterday after spending a couple of nights in Nashville. A few thoughts in a thread to see if that helps this land better

1/
December 8, 2024 at 7:18 PM
This isn’t easy to talk about openly.

I felt the constant scorn of simply not being able to fit into any conversation. If the audience was more than 2 people, I locked up
My entire life I felt like a freak, a weirdo that few people wanted to talk to.
About a year ago, I started to feel comfortable enough about myself to express these opinions in a more positive and constructive way.
December 6, 2024 at 1:20 AM
My entire life I felt like a freak, a weirdo that few people wanted to talk to.
About a year ago, I started to feel comfortable enough about myself to express these opinions in a more positive and constructive way.
I wanted to apologize at this point if I’m doing this social media thing wrong. I’ve never cared enough to figure all of it out
December 6, 2024 at 12:51 AM
About a year ago, I started to feel comfortable enough about myself to express these opinions in a more positive and constructive way.
I wanted to apologize at this point if I’m doing this social media thing wrong. I’ve never cared enough to figure all of it out
I’m not doing this for pity. I love my life. I love that I understand the bigger picture stuff.

Most of all, I love that now I have the tangible ability to articulate all of this
December 6, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Reposted by jedhatesjava: ✔️ (why doesn't my checkmark emoji show)
I wanted to apologize at this point if I’m doing this social media thing wrong. I’ve never cared enough to figure all of it out
I’m not doing this for pity. I love my life. I love that I understand the bigger picture stuff.

Most of all, I love that now I have the tangible ability to articulate all of this
It’s hard to explain, but the easiest way I can put it is inferior

I didn’t have the right pedigree, the right foundation, to understand certain things, let alone have an opinion on them, so who cares, right?
December 6, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I wanted to apologize at this point if I’m doing this social media thing wrong. I’ve never cared enough to figure all of it out
I’m not doing this for pity. I love my life. I love that I understand the bigger picture stuff.

Most of all, I love that now I have the tangible ability to articulate all of this
It’s hard to explain, but the easiest way I can put it is inferior

I didn’t have the right pedigree, the right foundation, to understand certain things, let alone have an opinion on them, so who cares, right?
December 6, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I’m not doing this for pity. I love my life. I love that I understand the bigger picture stuff.

Most of all, I love that now I have the tangible ability to articulate all of this
It’s hard to explain, but the easiest way I can put it is inferior

I didn’t have the right pedigree, the right foundation, to understand certain things, let alone have an opinion on them, so who cares, right?
I grew up feeling very strongly like there was something different about me. And by different I mean wrong.
December 6, 2024 at 12:31 AM
It’s hard to explain, but the easiest way I can put it is inferior

I didn’t have the right pedigree, the right foundation, to understand certain things, let alone have an opinion on them, so who cares, right?
I grew up feeling very strongly like there was something different about me. And by different I mean wrong.
I started pushing myself in new ways. I tried as hard as I could to interact with others socially.

I’ve always known who I am, what I am capable of, and what my limits are. Simultaneously, I’ve felt the skepticism :
December 6, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I grew up feeling very strongly like there was something different about me. And by different I mean wrong.
I started pushing myself in new ways. I tried as hard as I could to interact with others socially.

I’ve always known who I am, what I am capable of, and what my limits are. Simultaneously, I’ve felt the skepticism :
As a shy kid who never “broke out of his shell “ until the tender age of 31, this was a big move for me
December 6, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I started pushing myself in new ways. I tried as hard as I could to interact with others socially.

I’ve always known who I am, what I am capable of, and what my limits are. Simultaneously, I’ve felt the skepticism :
As a shy kid who never “broke out of his shell “ until the tender age of 31, this was a big move for me
At first, I straight up freaked out. No joke. I developed this insane fear of social settings
December 6, 2024 at 12:23 AM
As a shy kid who never “broke out of his shell “ until the tender age of 31, this was a big move for me
At first, I straight up freaked out. No joke. I developed this insane fear of social settings
This was at the end of the pandemic. I felt isolated and alone and now I had to shift everything - again
December 6, 2024 at 12:19 AM
At first, I straight up freaked out. No joke. I developed this insane fear of social settings
This was at the end of the pandemic. I felt isolated and alone and now I had to shift everything - again
I felt joy, actual joy, where I knew what I was feeling. It was blissful
December 6, 2024 at 12:04 AM
This was at the end of the pandemic. I felt isolated and alone and now I had to shift everything - again
I felt joy, actual joy, where I knew what I was feeling. It was blissful
As a result of the surgery, I feel like a different, yet more improved version of myself
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I felt joy, actual joy, where I knew what I was feeling. It was blissful
As a result of the surgery, I feel like a different, yet more improved version of myself
It also awoke this feeling that I needed to do more to get my name and my story out there
December 5, 2024 at 11:56 PM
As a result of the surgery, I feel like a different, yet more improved version of myself
It also awoke this feeling that I needed to do more to get my name and my story out there
So TL;DR I had this heart thing 2 1/2 years ago. Scared the shit out of me, but made me thankful as a motherfucker for every goddamned thing in my life
December 5, 2024 at 11:35 PM
It also awoke this feeling that I needed to do more to get my name and my story out there
So TL;DR I had this heart thing 2 1/2 years ago. Scared the shit out of me, but made me thankful as a motherfucker for every goddamned thing in my life
First, my family is amazing, supporting, caring, loving

You name it. Im not identity checking them but they mean more to me than words can convey

And none of this is a cry for help in any way. It’s sharing my joy
December 5, 2024 at 11:34 PM
So TL;DR I had this heart thing 2 1/2 years ago. Scared the shit out of me, but made me thankful as a motherfucker for every goddamned thing in my life
First, my family is amazing, supporting, caring, loving

You name it. Im not identity checking them but they mean more to me than words can convey

And none of this is a cry for help in any way. It’s sharing my joy
So I’m in an amazing mood and I’m in Nashvilleby myself

Let’s kick this off
December 5, 2024 at 11:33 PM
First, my family is amazing, supporting, caring, loving

You name it. Im not identity checking them but they mean more to me than words can convey

And none of this is a cry for help in any way. It’s sharing my joy
So I’m in an amazing mood and I’m in Nashvilleby myself

Let’s kick this off
December 5, 2024 at 11:29 PM
My life is amazing as it is, but I’m here to do something that checks a ton of karmic boxes for me

Let’s go
So I’m in an amazing mood and I’m in Nashvilleby myself

Let’s kick this off
December 5, 2024 at 11:26 PM
So I’m in an amazing mood and I’m in Nashvilleby myself

Let’s kick this off
December 5, 2024 at 11:24 PM